Aal Izzz Not Well

Please sing to the tune of Aal Izzz Well from 3 Idiots

Jab controversy ho out of control
Facts aur opinions ko kar ke gol
Facts aur opinions ko kar ke gol
Seeti bajaa ke bol

Aal Izzz Not Well

Author kya jaane screenplay ka kya hoga
Arre credit milega ya tawa pe fry hoga
Koi na jaane apna credit kya hoga

Jab controversy ho out of control
Facts aur opinions ko kar ke gol
Facts aur opinions ko kar ke gol
Seeti bajaa ke bol
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well

Confusion hi confusion hai
Exact percentage ka kuch pata nahin
Original story jo movie main faila to saala
Percentage of originialty kya tha pata nahin
Sab log jo har press conference main chillaye:
2%, 10% aur 70% ya kya hain…
Hum sab Idiots hai, pyaar se kaun kisko samjhaye

Percentages ghuma
Seeti bajaa
Seeti bajaa ke bol
Bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well

Movie hui superhit sab pee gaye daaru
Gham to phir bhi mitaa nahin
End main percentages sab raakh ho gayi
Reality to phir bhi dikha nahin

Author kya jaane screenplay ka kya hoga
Arre credits aage rahega ya peeche hoga
Koi na jaane apna credit kya hoga

Toh facts ghuma
Seeti bajaa
Seeti bajaa ke bol
Bhaiyaa aal Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well…

Spoof By Sunil Rajguru

(Original Song: Aal Izz Well
Film: 3 Idiots
Year: 2009)

News in Limericks 2

There was this place called Bangalore,
Where it seemed digging was the main chore,
For all sorts of pipes and roads they dug,
For Metro, flyovers and underpasses they dug,
Ab ye dil maange digging no more!

***

There was this party called the BJP,
Which in one piece just wouldn’t be,
They fought and fought,
What havoc they wrought!
2009 was the year when the “I” replaced the “We”.

***

There were these dudes called the Men in Blue,
Who always did flatter to deceive you,
They broke records galore,
They notched a few wins more,
But at crunch time they always got bruised black and blue.

***

There was this dude called Obama,
Who go the peace prize Hey Baba!
On peace how he did talk!
But did he walk the talk?
The future will show if it all was a drama.

***

There was this tournament called IPL,
Which in its first season was a great sell,
Interest dropped in Season 2
For Season 3 viewers may be few,
But they’ll still get more teams and leagues and hype, what the hell!

***

© Sunil Rajguru

The News in Limericks 1

There was this thing called Recession,
On coming it gave a temporary impression,
But with each passing day,
It refused to go away,
And steadily it became a Great Depression!

***

There was this disease called swine flu,
That spread and they all didn’t know what to do,
They called it H1N1,
And hoped it would be done,
But now in airports more deadly than a bomb is an achoo!

***

There was this agency called WADA,
That generated a lot of drama,
To test or not to test,
It’s being declared a big pest,
Not for nothing is the BCCI a big Dada!

***

There was this thing called Inflation,
That pushed the prices in upward procession,
Then one day it just crashed,
And was left bruised and bashed,
And the prices? They’re still in acceleration!

***

There was this team called Australia,
Jiska trip ek baar India ne le liya,
Then the Proteas they just beat them,
In the WC the Windies kicked them,
Aur England ne bhi accha band baja liya!

***

There was this spate of reality shows,
That generated a lot of Parliamentary prose,
But the audience just loved it,
It went ahead and TRPed it,
And now all the channels have upped their weekly dose!

© Sunil Rajguru

The Thriller is now History (and probably Heavenwalking)

All hail to the King of Pop and listen to HisStory
Most of it’s legendary and some simply gory
Of his parents Michael was the magical child Number 7
and he became a singing pro at the young age of 11
As part of the soon to go kaput Jackson 5
He was destined to go solo and rock and jive
He broke into the scene in the late 1970s with Off the Wall
How many 21-year-olds can stand so tall?
Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough
He never did stop and we never did get enough
Then Thriller sold nearly 50 million units and all the rest Beat It
Billie Jean
is still on my mind and the all-time great list
8 Grammies in his hand on a single night
Never did any modern music star shine so bright
We are the World sent aid right into the heart of Africa
Even as his music stock was rising and rising in America
The going was still good with the rise of Bad
(Today he’s not around and the feeling’s simply Sad)
The way he made us feel: We just couldn’t stop loving him
The Man in the Mirror
: You gotta just stand up and applaud him
His form continued to be Dangerous right into the 1990s
His music surrounded the world like a cool breeze
Remember the Time we were all humming to Black or White
You could dance to his tunes all day and night
Then came HIStory and Invincible and he was on the decline
Try telling that to his fans and he still sold millions and drew many a long line

MJ claimed that his father whipped him, beat him and called him names,
Did that affect all his future mind games?
He fought abuse allegations on many a day
He was made fun of and ridiculed in every way
He started off as a black and ended a white
That was attributed to a disease called vitiligo and made his skin go bright
In his twenties, he broke his nose while dancing like a demon
Lifelong breathing problems he had and multiple surgeries he had to rely on
The press called him Wacko Jacko and hounded him with delight
Sample some of the stories that gave his fans a fright
“He was about to dump his baby to his doom”
“His pet chimpanzee Bubbles shares his toilet and cleans his bedroom”
“He’s sleeping in an oxygen chamber to remain forever young”
“He’s bought the bones of The Elephant Man, how dumb!”
Said MJ himself throwing his hands up in the air
OK, call me a Martian, say I do voodoo, I don’t care…

At the end of it he was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame twice
And his dances defied the laws of gravity and puzzled even the wise
Who can forget the legendary Moonwalk and the snazzy Robot
He left all the greatest dancers way behind in one single shot
Did you know that MTV initially didn’t want to air his videos
Today you can’t imagine a music channel without an MJ dose
We’ll never forget his live shows, pelvic thrusts and clenched fists
His quantum jumps and mesmerizing twists
After Elvis and the Beatles it’s MJ all the way
His music and beats and lyrics will forever stay
Elizabeth Taylor was right, he is the King of Pop
From the beginning to the end his music remains on top
Where is he now, I keep wondering and wondering
Maybe he’s jiving with the angels and now Heavenwalking

© Sunil Rajguru

Yahan Ke Hum Hain Bandar

Dedicated to the first IPL season of the Kolkata Knight Riders management.

Please read to the tune of Yaahan ke Hum Sikander from the movie Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikander

Woh bandar hi doston kehlaata hai,
Jeeti baazi ko haarna jise aata hai,
Niklenge maidan mein jis din hum jhagad ke,
Cricket pitch dolegi ye kadam choomke

Jo sab karte hain yaaron woh kyon hum tum karein,
Yoonhi Dada ki baat sunte sunte kaahe ko hum marein
Kolkatawaalon se Dada se bhala hum kyon darein
Yahan ke hum hain bandar
Chaahein to rakh lein kisiko bhi apne team ke andar
Arre humse bachke rehna mere yaar
Nahin samjhe hain Dada hame to kya jaata hai
Jeeti baazi ko haarna hame aata hai

Ye bowlers apne, ye batsman apne, kaun aayega inke aage
Hey raahon mein humse takrayega jo hat jayega woh ghabraake
Yahan ke hum hain bandar
Chaahein to rakh lein sab ko apni jeb ke andar
Arre humse bachke rehna mere yaar
Nahin samjhe hai vo humein to kya jaata hai
Jeet baazi ko haarna humein aata hai

Spoof By Sunil Rajguru

(Original Song: Yahaan Ke Hum Sikander
Film: Jo Jeeta Wohi Sikandar
Year: 1992)