Of half-girlfriends…

When Half Girlfriend will be released in Bangalore, it will be called By Two Girlfriend.
In Mumbai it will be called Cutting Girlfriend.

Chetan Bhagat’s books….
0.5. Girlfriend.
1. Night at a Call Centre.
2. States.
3. Mistakes of my Life.
4 (Coming Soon).
5. Point Someone.
6, 7, 8, 9, ………….. 2020 Revolution.

In the sequel to Half Girlfriend, the two will get married and it will be called Better Half.

If Chetan Bhagat wrote books on Pappu’s life…
Zero Point No-one.
One Night at a Day Care Centre.
2 States of His Mind: Dumb and Dumber.
The One Mistake of Sonia’s Political Life.
Revolution in 2020 (Post loss in 2019).
Half President.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Aal Izzz Not Well

Please sing to the tune of Aal Izzz Well from 3 Idiots

Jab controversy ho out of control
Facts aur opinions ko kar ke gol
Facts aur opinions ko kar ke gol
Seeti bajaa ke bol

Aal Izzz Not Well

Author kya jaane screenplay ka kya hoga
Arre credit milega ya tawa pe fry hoga
Koi na jaane apna credit kya hoga

Jab controversy ho out of control
Facts aur opinions ko kar ke gol
Facts aur opinions ko kar ke gol
Seeti bajaa ke bol
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well

Confusion hi confusion hai
Exact percentage ka kuch pata nahin
Original story jo movie main faila to saala
Percentage of originialty kya tha pata nahin
Sab log jo har press conference main chillaye:
2%, 10% aur 70% ya kya hain…
Hum sab Idiots hai, pyaar se kaun kisko samjhaye

Percentages ghuma
Seeti bajaa
Seeti bajaa ke bol
Bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well

Movie hui superhit sab pee gaye daaru
Gham to phir bhi mitaa nahin
End main percentages sab raakh ho gayi
Reality to phir bhi dikha nahin

Author kya jaane screenplay ka kya hoga
Arre credits aage rahega ya peeche hoga
Koi na jaane apna credit kya hoga

Toh facts ghuma
Seeti bajaa
Seeti bajaa ke bol
Bhaiyaa aal Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well
Arre bhaiyya Aal Izzz Not Well…

Spoof By Sunil Rajguru

(Original Song: Aal Izz Well
Film: 3 Idiots
Year: 2009)