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When Imran Khan tried to take over Pakistan…

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Sometime in 1947…
That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the army, by the army, for the army, shall not perish from Pakistan.

Imran Khan and Arvind Kejriwal are twins.
The only difference is that while the former is backed Generals, the latter was backed by Editors.

Pakistan today…
Mr Sharif: The power behind the PM’s chair.
General Sharif: The power behind the power.
America: The power behind the power behind the power.
Imran: Just behind power.

Nawaz Sharif: Head of democracy.
Raheel Sharif: Head of army.
Imran Khan: Head of anarchy.

Why New Pakistan?
Just rename it Pachaosistan.

Aide: Forget Imran, he’s going cuckoo.
Nawaz: I’m more worried about Pakistan going coup-coup.

Team Imran Khan lost all its wickets in 2013 but is curiously still batting in 2014.

Pakistan main Army kabaab hai aur democracy haddi.

Batsman: Nawaz Sharif.
Bowler: Imran Khan.
Umpire General Raheel Sharif: Koi baat nahin, no ball pe no ball feke jao.

Pakistan’s biggest enemy is not India, but Pakistan.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The US influence on Iraq…

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Maybe…
US troops to pull out of Afghanistan.
Obama: Why don’t you stop over at Iraq on your way back?

1980s: Iran contra affair.
1990s: Gulf War.
2000s: Iraq invasion.
2010s: Air strikes.
US to Iraq: Influencing your life every decade.

If you’re a good ally of the US (like Pakistan) or an enemy (like Iraq), you face ruin.
Better to be ambivalent like China and India and prosper.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pakistan and terrorism…

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Terrorism was made “for” the Indian people “by” the Pakistani Army people but it is the biggest problem “of” the Pakistani people and at this rate it shall not perish from the Pakistani earth.

Terrorism is like a malfunctioning boomerang.
You may use it to hit your enemy, but in the end it will come back and knock you on the head.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

China in India musings…

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It seems the Indian Government has given Double Citizenship to Bangladeshi Immigrants, Pakistani Militants and Chinese Soldiers.

Antony: The 640 sq km land is 100% Indian land.
It is just dressed up as Chinese land.

Manmohan outdoes Nehru…
In 1962, China captured Indian land with war.
In 2013, China captured Indian land without war.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru