The more the pollsters and experts get it wrong, the more money they make…

In 2002, most polls and experts said Modi would lose. He won.

In 2004, most polls and experts said the NDA would win. It lost.

In 2007, most polls and experts said Modi would lose. He won.

In 2009, most polls and experts said Congress wouldn’t cross 200. It did.

In 2012, most polls and experts said UP Assembly would be hung, but SP stormed to power.

In 2014, most polls and experts said BJP wouldn’t cross 272. It did.

In 2015 no poll predicted 67/70 for the AAP in Delhi.

In 2015 for Bihar, one poll showed an NDA landslide, another a Mahagatbandhan landslide, another a hung Assembly and one even gave a range that included both a Modi and Nitish win along with a hung House rendering all the polls a joke!

In 2015, most polls and experts said Brexit couldn’t happen. It did.

In 2016, most polls and experts said Trump would lose. He won.

Now that polls have been announced in Uttar Pradesh, Punjab, Uttarakhand, Goa and Manipur, get ready to have these same pollsters and experts give us major arrogant gyan again all the while making tonnes of money. They will move on seamlessly to their next prediction with zero accountability if they are proved totally wrong.

Sad fact of life: The more the pollsters and experts get it wrong, the more money they make.

(And even if they are right this time, it really doesn’t change their overall abysmal error rate for important elections.)

© Sunil Rajguru

Trump haters still living in denial…

Hollywood stars and celebrities have decided to live in a fictional alternate reality where Hillary is President, Obama is Batman and Trump is Bane.

It’s possible that both Trump and Modi will complete their second terms around 2024.
By then Liberal-Left meltdown will be total.

If Bill Clinton wasn’t such a sexual predator and Hillary had not been part of a dynastic succession, then the DC women’s march would’ve been fantastic.

If you’re free to attack someone 24X7, he’s probably not a Hitler.
If you keep beating up his supporters, you’re probably the Nazis.

The very fact that the media attacks Trump-Modi 24X7 and is petrified of Hillary-Sonia lays bare the naked truth behind all the lies

Modi and Trump have their differences.
But their haters are twins separated at birth.

Trump supporters expect something of him.
Trump haters expect him to act “normal”.
No coconuts for guessing who he’ll please.
Latter’s hysteria will go on.

1989-91: Communism physically finished off.
2014-16: Communism spiritually finished off.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Raj karenge Pappu-Pappini…

From before 2004 we have been hearing that Priyanka will campaign for Congress and do wonders for them.
Pappu-Pappini are forever young, forever hopeless.

An average 21-year-old Indian has more achievements than Priyanka Vadra.
But still the media goes batshit crazy every time she’s rumoured to campaign.

Yesterday.
Akhilesh has a corrupt lawless cycle!
Today.
Can you give me a lift on that cycle?
#Pappu

Rajiv: The last dynastic Prime Minister. (1989)
Sonia: The last dynastic kingmaker. (2014)
Pappu: The last would be dynastic Prime Minister.
Pappini: Beyond hope, but they’ll still push her.

If there’s anyone with lesser achievements than Pappu, it’s Priyanka “Pappini” Vadra.
Media always dying to promote her and give her credit.
#UPPolls

These versions by Sunil Rajguru