2012-14…
Media—Modi will never ever be PM.

May 2014…
India—Balls to you. We are making him PM.

June-September…
Media—Modi is actually all hype.

October…
Maharashtra-Haryana—Balls to you. We are still voting for him.

November…
Media—Modi still has no achievements.

December…
Jharkhand-J&K—Balls to you. We are still voting for him.

January-July 2015…
Media—Modi has done nothing. Sushma is corrupt. Vasundhara is corrupt.

August…
Madhya Pradesh-Rajasthan— Balls to you. We are still voting for him.
(And by the way Vasundhara is CM of Rajasthan and Sushma is MP from Madhya Pradesh. Also BJP wins BBMP polls in Bengaluru where it hasn’t done much.)

September…
Media—Modi has totally failed.
<Watch this space. You know what happens next!>

(Note: Only exception is the State of New Delhi which has an abnormally high percentage of politicians, journalists, activists, bureaucrats, government officials and black money crorepatis.)

© Sunil Rajguru

Modi implements OROP for 2.4 million ex-servicemen.
Media—Who cares? 50 people are still protesting at Jantar Mantar!

VK Singh spearheads international rescue operations.
Media—But he called us presstitutes!

Lazy arrogant Pappu refuses to do a simple thing like filling a security form.
Media—Modi is snooping!

Modi government builds a whopping 4 lakh government school toilets in a year.
Media—So bloody what?

Modi dazzles at foreign policy.
Media—Non Resident PM!

Pappu-Kejri do PR.
Media—Geniuses.
Modi does PR.
Media—Sparta!!!

Obama-Modi rock together.
Media—Rs 20 lakh suit!

Modi rocks Europe.
Media—Louis Vuitton shawl!

Indian coast guard blasts terrorists under Modi regime.
Media—Oh poor defenceless smugglers targeted in Modi regime!

2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013… Some bad things happens.
Media—Royal ignore.
2015… Same bad thing happens.
Media—Sparta!!!!

© Sunil Rajguru