Modi implements OROP for 2.4 million ex-servicemen.
Media—Who cares? 50 people are still protesting at Jantar Mantar!

VK Singh spearheads international rescue operations.
Media—But he called us presstitutes!

Lazy arrogant Pappu refuses to do a simple thing like filling a security form.
Media—Modi is snooping!

Modi government builds a whopping 4 lakh government school toilets in a year.
Media—So bloody what?

Modi dazzles at foreign policy.
Media—Non Resident PM!

Pappu-Kejri do PR.
Media—Geniuses.
Modi does PR.
Media—Sparta!!!

Obama-Modi rock together.
Media—Rs 20 lakh suit!

Modi rocks Europe.
Media—Louis Vuitton shawl!

Indian coast guard blasts terrorists under Modi regime.
Media—Oh poor defenceless smugglers targeted in Modi regime!

2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013… Some bad things happens.
Media—Royal ignore.
2015… Same bad thing happens.
Media—Sparta!!!!

© Sunil Rajguru