Kejri always thinks really big.
At this rate he will become India’s worst politician ever since 1947.

How he should be introduced…
The Supreme Leader, His Exalted Highness Shri Shri Shri VVVVIP Arvind Kejriwal ji ji padhaar rahe hai.

I promise only 50%.
Meaning “Main hoon Aam Aadmi” becomes…
“Main hoo”.
(Also applicable on Mujhe chahiye S̶w̶a̶r̶a̶j̶)
—Arvind Kejriwal

Kejri is part of a secret Congressi plot.
Kejri will look so bad by 2019 that even Pappu will look really good by then.

We promised free Wi-Fi/Water/Power but since the media is satisfied with free entertainment, the voters should be satisfied too.

Even if Congress, BJP, RJD, JDU, JDS, TMC… combine they can’t give the 100% nonsensical entertainment that the AAP can give 24X7.

Kejri apologized for quitting in 2014.
Got 67 seats in 2015.
Kejri apologized for AAP rally death.
Will be forgiven 67 times this year for mistakes to come.

Paanch Saal Kejriwal…
2 months down.
Just 58 more to go.
Ye to sirf shuruwaat hai.
Aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya.

The Triumvirate…
Yogendra Yadav: More irritating that Manish Tiwari.
Ashutosh: More idiotic than Pappu.
Kejriwal: Smoother and oiler than Laloo.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru