Stuck like a broken record…

Q: What are your strengths?
Kejriwal: These are the weaknesses of the other parties.

Q: Why should we vote for you?
Kejriwal: This is why you shouldn’t vote for the other parties.

Q: What are your ideas to improve India?
Kejriwal: This is how the other parties are destroying India.

Q: What are your ideas to improve the economy?
Kejriwal: Mukesh Ambani is controlling the economy through crony capitalism.

Q: What action will you take against Bharti?
Kejriwal: What action will the Centre take against Delhi Police?

Q: List your achievements in Delhi.
Kejriwal: Here is a list of corrupt political leaders throughout the great country.

Q: Why should we make you Prime Minister?
Kejriwal: This is why Narendra Modi should never be Prime Minister.

Q: What is your name?
Kejriwal: His name is Narendra Modi.

Q: What is your party’s name?
Kejriwal: BJP is a communal party.

2014 main governance gaya tel lene…

Shut the city! I want to save my vigilante minister.
—Chief Minister Arvind Kejriwal.

Shut the State! I hate my own party.
— Chief Minister Kiran Reddy.

I’ll release the killers of a Prime Minister and launch my campaign to be Prime Minister.
—Jayalalitha.

Uttar Pradesh burning? So just make me Prime Minister!
—Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Many crimes against women in West Bengal? Just make a woman Prime Minister!
—Mamata Banerjee.

Shut the State! I want to be Prime Minister.
— Chief Minister Nitish Kumar.