Manmohan Singh: Written by Sonia and edited by Pappu.
Sonia Gandhi: A top secret book locked away permanently in a secret bank locker.
Pappu: Written by no-one (as it’s blank) and marketed by Diggy Raja.
AK Antony: A book ghost written by someone in disguise.
Diggy Raja: The greatest conspiracy book of all time.
Narendra Modi: A self-marketed autobiography.
LK Advani: An out of print out of circulation antique.
Kapil Sibal: Priced Rs 0, but would still result in Zero Loss for the Publisher.
Manish Tewari: Completely written in all caps and bold font.
Baba Ramdev: Made of plastic. Twist it in any way you like, it will always come back to shape.
Arvind Kejriwal: From a low-cost publishing house challenging the market leaders.
Shashi Tharoor: Released one sentence at a time through Twitter.
Raj Babbar: Priced at Rs 12, will promise to fully nourish the soul.
Nitish Kumar: Coloured book with every colour except saffron.
Sharad Pawar: The ultimate money-earner.
© Sunil Rajguru