The Congress is everywhere, it’s in your shirt, it’s in your pants. It’s bigger than Europe and the US put together. Congress ek soch hai. Congress ek jagah hai… magar Congress ek soch hai. Hence it is also a state of mind, if you have confidence, you will overcome it. Agar desh ko badalna hai, toh pahale Congress ko badalo… (Not happening!) Because to escape from the Congress, you require an escape velocity that is not only greater than that of Jupiter but that of the Sun. Vote for us in 2014 and you will say “I have lost it” and the escape velocity will be then even greater than that of a Black Hole.
This spoof by Sunil Rajguru