Wharton and Modi musings…

· Modi on Wharton’s WIEF mindshare… I came, I didn’t speak, I still conquered.

· Mr Wharton went to Mr Modi and cried and said, Keynote Speaking is poison.

· In this country, you can’t criticize Sachin, praise Modi or investigate Sonia.

· With the Wharton cancellation, Modi denied even a virtual visa to the US.

· Congress: The Family has sacrificed so much for The Country.
Modi: The Country has sacrificed so much for The Family.

· Floated Question: Will the taint of Godhra ever leave Modi?
Real Question: Will the bogey of Godhra ever leave Modi baiters?

· In truth it’s the anti-Modi mafia which is Fascist, dictatorial and intolerant in nature while condoning all communal riots in all non-BJP states.

· BJP fights till kingdom come to declare PM candidate.
Congress is much more efficient.
Announce future PM candidate the moment a dynasty member is born!

· In WIEF, IE suddenly turned into T for a lot of Indians.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Hyderabad Test musings…

· 0-4: It can’t happen again.
0-8: So? We win at home.
1-2: OK fate, you win, we’ll try hard.
Result: 2-0. Attitude is everything.

· 11 Australian Players X 2 innings = 368 runs.
Murli Vijay + Cheteshwar Pujara X 1 innings = 371 runs.
Hamara ek aadmi aapke dus aadmi ke barabar hai!

· After Indian curry being on the menu for ages and ages, we finally have a change with Kangaroo curry.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru