· 0-4: It can’t happen again.
0-8: So? We win at home.
1-2: OK fate, you win, we’ll try hard.
Result: 2-0. Attitude is everything.

· 11 Australian Players X 2 innings = 368 runs.
Murli Vijay + Cheteshwar Pujara X 1 innings = 371 runs.
Hamara ek aadmi aapke dus aadmi ke barabar hai!

· After Indian curry being on the menu for ages and ages, we finally have a change with Kangaroo curry.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru