· Every time Rahul Gandhi opens his mouth, the Congress loses a few thousand votes in some part of the country.

· The power of the Yuvraj: Sibal can only block websites, Rahul can block cities.

· The Foreign Hand is responsible for the destruction of India.
The Hand is the symbol of the Congress and it is totally Foreign to the aspirations of the aam aadmi.

· There is one area where Congress has gone from Videshi to Swadeshi: From blaming the Foreign Hand to the local RSS for everything.

· Free Railways WiFi will come with the message…
This bandwidth is brought to you by the Congress. You aren’t allowed to criticize us. Have a safe journey and avoid Section66A!

· Itna paisa daalte rahoge NREGA par to ek din Na Rahega paisa aur Na Rahega Congress.

· Yesterday: Ye desh hai Nehru ka, Gandhi ka.
Today: Ye desh hai Nehru-Gandhi dynasty ka.

· 2009: Left loses big at LS polls.
2011: Left loses West Bengal, Kerala.
2012: Rahul declares he will eradicate Left.
2013: Hence Left stages comeback beginning with Tripura.

© Sunil Rajguru