Jab zinda hain to joote pheko, jab mare to maala pahanao tasveer ko,
Jab zinda hain to nautanki artist, jab mare to sirf hamra Picasso,
Jab zinda hain to parties chup, jab mare to dukh khed aur Bharat Ratna ki baat,
Jab zinda hain to anti-national, jab mare to true Indian and Hindu to boot,
Jab zinda hain to har cheez galat, jab mare to har cheez sahi,
Life hi hain sabse badi galti, maut se badkar koi cheez nahin.
© Sunil Rajguru
∙ Once Rajinikant ran as fast as he could.
The universe established that as the speed of light.
Einstein said that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light.
The actual rule is that the universe does not allow anything to travel faster than the speed of Rajinikant!
∙ God actually planned to build the universe in 10 days.
Rajinikant visited him on the seventh day to check on his progress.
God decided to rest after that and didn’t resume work.
That’s why you see so many imperfections in the world today, it’s incomplete!
∙ In 1989, Rajinikant visited West Germany.
He tried to cross over to East Germany via the Berlin Wall, but was stopped by the guards.
Rajinikant forgave the guards and went back, the supremely humble person that he is.
But the Berlin Wall knew who Rajini was and simply ceased to exist with all the humiliation.
This is just one “mystery of history” that is unknown to the world.
∙ Once a George W Bush PJ and a Rajinikant PJ was entered in a PJ competition.
Guess who won?
If you think that its Rajinikant then you are totally wrong.
The George W Bush PJ won hands down.
Why?
Because there is no such thing as a Rajinikant “Poor” Joke. It is an imaginary concept and doesn’t exist!
∙ Knock Knock.
Who’s There?
Rajinikant.
Rajinikant who?
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(The joke has just ceased to exist.
Honestly, “Rajinikant who”????)
These versions by Sunil Rajguru