Contemporary Knock Knock Jokes 5

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
IPL.
IPL who?
I play for money not country, that’s what!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
CPM.
CPM who?
Assi PM ko chhodo, abhi hamara koi CM bhi nahin hain!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
IMF.
IMF who?
I’m a fool of an old man with no self-control, that’s who!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
ISI.
ISI who?
I yes I support terrorists. I yes I am anti-American. Kya karloge bhai?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jairam.
Jairam who?
Jai Ram ji ki Sibal! Thand rakho, itne utawle kyun ho rahe ho?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Major Iqbal.
Major Iqbal who?
Major ek balderash kahani hain, Pakistan ke khilaaf saare saboot jhoote hain.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Jaya.
Jaya who?
Jaya ho bolo, nahin to tumko bhi andar band kardegi jail main!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kanimozhi.
Kanimozhi who?
Can you please move me out of jail, please?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ajmal Kasab.
Ajmal Kasab who?
Aaj maal ka sab pooch rahe hain, crore-o gaye, aur crore-o jaaynge mujhe rakhne ke liye!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kalmadi.
Kalmadi who?
Kal mai Dixit ke saath CWG goof-up kar raha tha. Shiela hain shayaani aur mujhe mili kaalapani?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Barack.
Barack who?
Breaking the Al-Qaeda network single-handedly that’s who!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru