Knock knock!
Who’s there?
H 1 N 1 2
H 1 N 1 2 who?
H1N1 2 you.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Obama.
Obama who?
Obama self have I been handling the problems of America of late.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Swine Flu.
(Silence).
Swine Flu.
(Silence).
I said “Swine Flu”. Where is everybody?
(Everybody has just checked out of the building)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Sarkozy.
Sarkozy who?
Sarkozy and Madam Cosy both, we are a fine thank you.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Rakhi.
Rakhi who?
Don’t “Rakhi Who” me yet, I’ll be back for Season 2 shortly!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan you give me a hit? It seems ages since I had one.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dhoni.
Dhoni who?
Dhoni you think it’s high time you left me alone?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Mahatma Gandhi
Mahatma Gandhi who?
That’s what I’ve been hearing since 1948.

(Another variant of the same joke…)

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Kambli.
Kambli who?
That’s what the BCCI has been saying for the decade or so.

© Sunil Rajguru