Pakistani obsessions…
P – Punjab
A – Army
K – Kashmir
I – ISI
S – Suicide attacks
T – Terrorists
A – America
N – Nukes

SAARC to be disbanded for SAARCEP.
South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation Excluding Pakistan.
Pakistan will launch SAARK.
Sole Asian Association for Raising Kashmir.

How we should react…
US—Solve problems only by diplomacy!
India—Abbe bewde—kab tak tu ek terrorist state ko itna arms + money deta rahega? Diplomacy gayi tele lene!

The problem…
Bharat baatcheet karta raha aur Pakistan baat-cheat karta raha

Pakistan: Hum jung ladenge!
India: Arre aap kya jung ladenge? Aap pe to jang laga hua hai.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru