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When Arnab interviewed Pappu…

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The Arnab-Pappu interview is the interview of the century because now the Congress may never win again in this century.

He should now be renamed “General Pappu”.
(Since he runs away from specifics and talks only of “general” things.)

I think the high point of Pappu in 2014 is being interviewed by Arnab.
That’s how low things have reached for him.

Frost/Nixon was made into critically acclaimed film.
Pappu/Arnab will be made into a comically acclaimed film.

Pappu: You can’t blame me for 1984, tab main bachcha tha.
Comment: Please don’t blame him in 2014, woh abhi bhi bachcha hai.

There’s no me, main or hum… Rahul Gandhi refers to himself in the third person.

Blah blah blah RTI empowerment… Blah blah blah RTI empowerment… blah blah blah RTI empowerment… blah blah blah RTI empowerment… blah blah blah RTI empowerment…

Arnab…
Just getting Pappu: Coup.
Asking tough questions: Another coup.
That’s coup coup!
Pappu…
Plain cuckoo!
#ArnabAurPappu

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Congressi dynasty musings…

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The Infinity Loop of Inaction…
Pappu: I am ready to do what the Congress wants.
Congress: We are ready to do what Pappu wants.

The symbol of Indian politics should be Two Hands.
One Hand holding the Hammer and Sickle.
The other Hand holding the Broom.

The diminishing Pappu…
2010: Likely successor to Manmohan.
2012: Likely challenger to Modi.
2014: Likely lost it to even Kejriwal.

The dynasty (Sonia) wrecked UPA2.
Solution: Get more dynasty (Pappu).
Failed again.
Next solution: Get even more dynasty (Priyanka).

The Congress is toying with the idea of making the wife of a humble farmer with a simpleton brother their PM candidate.
#PriyankaVadra

Priyanka would be the worst PM ever.
The only choice we’ve known that she’s made is marrying Robert Vadra.

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Mera Pappu mahaan…

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You can put a golden crown on a Pappu and it will still remain a Pappu.

Congress to spend Rs 500 crore polishing Pappu’s image?
A Rs 1 lakh permanent one way ticket to anywhere in the world would solve the Congress problems permanently.

Pappu wished to be 1000 times smart as he is now.
He got his wish and nothing changed.
Why?
Because 1000 X 0 = 0.

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Musings on Pappu The Great…

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Nehru: Major leaders left him.
Indira: Split the party.
Rajiv: Halved Congress LS mandate.
Sonia: Could never become PM.
Pappu: All of the above?

Q: What is the escape velocity to rid India of the Congress?
A: Pappu!

Sad truth…
Modi: Mere paas 2014 hai, tere paas kya hai?
Pappu: Mere paas 2019, 2024, 2029, 2034… hai!

Pappu wants to learn from AAP.
Pappu + AAP = Paap.
Paapi pet ka sawaal hai!

Every time Pappu opens his mouth, Congress loses tens of thousands of votes.
2013 to sirf jhaaki hai, 2014 abhi baaki hai.

The Nehru-Gandhi dynasty desperately needs employment post-2014.
Pappu pet ka sawaal hai.

Pappu, please give extensive speeches in West Bengal, Kerala and Tamil Nadu.
Thanks to that, the BJP just might open its account in those states.

Pappu’s leadership is nonsense and should be torn up and thrown away.

At this rate just before the Lok Sabha elections, Pappu will call the Congress manifesto nonsense and say it should be torn and thrown away.

Post 2014, Pappu will act in a movie called Ek Tha Dynasty.

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