Singh is sinKing.
Singh is shrinKing.
Singh is wrecKing.
Singh is panicKing.
Singh is breaKing.
Singh is faKing.
Singh is choKing.
Singh is creaKing.
Singh is forsaKing.
Singh is hoodwinKing.
Singh is backtracKing.
Singh is unmaKing.
Singh is cracKing.
Singh is mismaKing.
Singh is mistaKing.
Singh is mythmaKing.
Singh is ransacKing.
Singh is ShylocKing.
#TheekHai?
#MMS
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Gali gali main squeak hai,
Mera PM weak hai,
Dus saal main seekh ye,
Mera PM meek hai,
Aakhir main sab #TheekHai.
The movie on UPA’s #DecadeOfDecay will be called…
ChitChor.
Why?
Because it’s full of “Chors” all of whom have been given clean “Chits”.
PM: The core issue is you!
Opposition: The chor issue is you!
UPA + Utopia
= UPAtopia
= Upar se topi pahana liya.
When he should speak, he keeps quiet.
When he speaks, no-one listens.
His economics don’t help the economy.
His politics don’t help the polity.
A movie on Manmohan Singh’s life would be called O.H.M.S.
On Her Majesty’s Service.
He has been serving the Dynasty and not the nation since 1998.
Tweet Tweet main shor hai,
Mera PM chor hai.
#PMChorHai
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Rajinikanth released Robot in 2010 and it ran for many weeks.
But that’s nothing.
UPA released Robot in 2004 and it’s still running!
#TheekHai?
For years, I was tired that India was a #ChaltaHai nation.
But Manmohan has single-handedly transformed that.
Now we are a #TheekHai nation.
But seriously!
2011: How can you joke about Manmohan? The poor man is trying his best!
2012: Did you hear the joke about Manmohan?
2013: Manmohan is a joke!
PM: Opposition ko jalakar raakh kar doonga!
Q: But what about economy, governance etc?
PM: Hehe, woh to already raakh ho chuke hai, #TheekHai?
The superlatives…
UPA=Most corrupt <But> MMS=Most honest.
Sonia=Most powerful <But> Sonia=Least accountable.
Pappu=Most promising <But> Pappu=Least achievements.
PM: Have you heard any country where MPs shout “PM chor hai”?
A: No, very few countries in the world speak Hindi.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Manmohan: So how did I do today?
Social Media Unit: Great sir! #PMChorHai is trending right at the top!
Manmohan: #TheekHai
Social Media Unit: Hehe, that’s a classic sir!
Gali gali main shor hain,
PM ke speeches bore hai.
Gali gali main chor hai,
Ye sab khaali shor hai.
The new “na ghar ka na ghat ka”…
Bharat ka Pradhan Mantri na economics ka na politics ka.
MMS: Madam madam, ye sab log mujhe chor bol rahe hai!
Pappu: You’re like Rani ki Jhansi… Lot of anger in you… Must be checked… It’s all a state of mind… Rajya Sabha is a beehive…
MMS: #TheekHai
Manmohan Singh taught me…
1. Money doesn’t grow on trees.
2. Theek Hai.
3. India only country where MPs shout PM chor hai.
4. N-deal most important thing from 2004-13.
Which country in the world?
1. PM = Puppet.
2. PM refuses to give regular PCs.
3. Scams’ record broken.
4. Food Bill to counter economic crisis.
5. A private citizen’s name at airports.
Finally released in Rajya Sabha in 2013…
Kab Tak Chup Rahunga?
Manmohan Singh Ko Gussa Kyun Aata Hai?
Progress…
1980s—Slogan in streets: Gali gali main shor hain, Rajiv Gandhi chor hai.
2013—Slogan in Parliament: PM chor hai.
Pappu: Lot of anger in India. Must be checked.
Manmohan: Sabse jyaada gussa to mujhe aa raha hai!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
· Modi is like a hare.
Rahul is like a tortoise.
Sigh!
And we know who wins that race.
· While Modi has mastered the online medium, I wonder if Rahul Baba can even spell “Internet”.
· Modi’s PM candidature: Is the glass half full or half empty?
Rahul’s candidature: The glass is empty.
(Positive spin: It is full of air.)
· Ho sakta hai Modi even 50% phekta hoga apne speeches main.
But other politicians talk 100% nonsense.
50% > 0%.
· In software, subsequent versions get better.
In the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty, subsequent versions steadily get worse.
· Nitish is petrified that under Modi it will become a National Dictatorial Alliance.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
· Nitish: Ek mayaan main do talwaar nahi raha sakte…
Modi: Woh to theek hai, par doosra talwaar kahaan hai?
· That Modi is an extremely boastful character, especially when compared to Rahul!
(That Modi has many achievements to boast of and Rahul has none is a different story altogether.)
· Like Good Cop Bad Cop, Modi and Rahul play Good PM Bad PM regularly.
· Since we call him NaMo, why don’t we call the other guy RaGa?
· Action speaks louder than words.
In Rahul Gandhi’s case, his action is mute and his words say even less.
· Modi can’t spell agriculture.
Congress can’t spell grace, humility, honesty and maybe even governance.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru