· Modi is like a hare.
Rahul is like a tortoise.
And we know who wins that race.
· While Modi has mastered the online medium, I wonder if Rahul Baba can even spell “Internet”.
· Modi’s PM candidature: Is the glass half full or half empty?
Rahul’s candidature: The glass is empty.
(Positive spin: It is full of air.)
· Ho sakta hai Modi even 50% phekta hoga apne speeches main.
But other politicians talk 100% nonsense.
50% > 0%.
· In software, subsequent versions get better.
In the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty, subsequent versions steadily get worse.
· Nitish is petrified that under Modi it will become a National Dictatorial Alliance.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru