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…Static from Pakistan…

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… Rabbani ki jawani… Haqqani ki qurbani…  Kayani ki manmaani… SOS to US… US to use Pak… Pak to use US… US-Pak useless… Amreeka-Pak bhai bhai… Amreeka-Pak bye-bye… ISI US you… Sab ka hai bhool… Ulta har usool… Khatre main sabki jaan… Phir bhi Amreeka mahaan… Doublespeak Wikileak… Come and take a peek… Obama ka drama… Osama ka hungama… Musharraf in a huff… International handcuff… Zardari harakiri… Pak terror baby… Deadly Headley… To be or not to be… Major Iqbal ka jaal… Sab hain behaal… Lashkar bas kar… Jeeta tera darr… Pak ka kata nak… Kya karega Barack… 26/11 nahin hai 9/11… Bhoolo 11/7 aur 13/7… Bharat chal hat… Stay in your rut… Dawood n the hood… Any moolah’s jolly good… Ilyas still the boss… India can stay cross… Osama se Pak O fasa… Terror itihaas racha… CIA’s no to ISI… ISI’s no CIA… Nuke ki bhook will puke… Zara tu ruk… Kam tamaam… Balm’s the harm… Kya cool hai hum… Barood, terror, bomb aur gham…

This version by Sunil Rajguru

Na toone Osama dekha, na maine Osama dekha…

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When the Pakistan President met the ISI chief after the Osama killing, this is what they sang to each other…

(Please sing to the tune of Dono jawani ki masti main choor from the film Coolie)

Dono anaadi ke masti main choor,
Tera kasoor na mera kasoor.

Na toone Osama dekha, na maine Osama dekha,
Par Osama pakda gaya ho Rabba Rabba,
Incident ho gaya, disagreement ho gaya,
Permanent ho gaya Rabba Rabba.

Hum do anaadi na dekhi Abbottobad ki haveli,
Na dekha uski parchai,
(Par ye samundar main dal di ye kiski body?)
Na toone choppers dekhe, na maine choppers dekhe
Par Osama pakda gaya…

Lagta hamari matthi maari gayi thi,
Par India ki bhi kuch galti thi,
Mausam ki bhi kuch neeyat kharab thi,
Na toone khatra dekha, na maine khatra dekha,
Par Osama pakda gaya…

Arre nuksaan saara to bharna padega O bharna padega,
Ab humko Amrika ke saamne jhukna hi padega.
Na toone khabar leak ki, na maine khabar leak ki,
Par Osama pakda gaya…

(Original Song: Dono jawani ki masti
Film: Coolie
Year: 1983)

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru

Ye dushmani hum nahin todenge…

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Dedicated to Indo-Pak relations, please sing to the tune of Ye dosti hum nahin todenge from Sholay…

Ye dushmani hum nahin todenge,
Todenge dam magar teri gardan na chhodenge.

Teri haar meri jeet, teri jeet meri haar,
Sun ae jhoothe yaar,
Tera gham kabhi ho na kam, jaayegi meri jaan ya teri jaan,
Aisa apna takraar.

Nukes se bhi khelenge, mauka to udalenge,
Danger pe bhi khelenge, tere liye le lenge,
Tere har dushmano se dosti,
Ye dushmani hum nahin todenge.

Todenge dam magar,
Teri gardan na chhodenge.

Logon ko aate hain do Kashmir nazar magar,
Dekho do nahin,
Arre ho judaa ya khafa ae khuda hai dua,
Kashmir sirf hame mile…

Goli barood saath hai,
Marna jeena saath hai,
Saari zindagi,
Yeh dushmani hum nahin todenge
Todenge dam magar teri gardan na chhodenge…

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru

(Original song: Ye dosti, hum nahin chhodenge
Film: Sholay
Year: 1975)

Latest Pak match-fixing scorecard…

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Shahid Afridi: Refused to bat

Salman Butt (c): Out Caught, 10 years

Mohammad Asif: Out Caught, 7 years

Mohammad Amir: Out Caught, 5 years

Yasir Hameed: Not Out

Zulqarnain Haider: Timed Out, as he left the field

Yet to Bat & Third Umpire Review Pending: Will be revealed in 2011, 2012, 2013…

Opposition: British media

Team Manager: Mazhar Majeed

Brand New Umpire: ICC

This Version by Sunil Rajguru