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Priyanka Vadra musings…

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The Congress unleashed two 5-year-plans on the nation.
One: By the Planning Commission lasting for 5 years.
Two: Priyanka Vadra, coming once every 5 years.

The Dynasty…
JaNe.
InGa. SaGa. RaGa Sr. SoGa. RaGa Jr.
PriVa. RoVa.
#NehruGandhiVadra

Ye #ModiVsPriyanka trend kisne nikaala?
It’s #ModiVsSonia.
Pappu is a sub-set of Sonia.
Pappini is a sub-set of Pappu.

Mrs Vadra ko gussa kyun aata hai?
Zindagi bhar aaraam hi aaraam,
with absolutely no kaam,
phir bhi ranting with great alarm.

Why does Modi do childish things like people development?
Why doesn’t he do grown-up things like monetary self-development (just like my wonderful hubby)!
#MrsVadra

In awe of Sonia.
#Strange
In awe of Pappu.
#Stranger
In awe of Mrs Vadra.
#Strangest

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Musings of Sonia Gandhi the Sphinx…

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sphinx-2116041_640The US President has the Book of Secrets.
The Congress President is the Book of Secrets.

Sonia: I can’t show you my passport.
US: Why?
Sonia: Because the Indian government has directed me to.
US: And who directs the Indian government?
Sonia: Me!!!

If the Congress/Dynasty is booted out for good, then India’s slogan will be…
Ho gaya Bharat Nirman.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty musings…

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Give me 60 months and I’ll change India: Narendra Modi.
Give me 1 month’s limelight every 60 months and I’ll change India: Priyanka Vadra.

1966: Indira desh bachayegi.
1977: Sanjay desh bachayega.
1984: Rajiv desh bachayega.
2004: Sonia desh bachayegi.
2009: Pappu desh bachayega.
2014: Pappini desh bachayegi.
Desh: Arre koi to mujhe Nehru-Gandhi dynasty se bachao!!!

Total days spent by Sonia+Pappu+Pappini as PM/CM/Minister = Zero.
Number of really tough questions asked of them till date = Zero.
Amount looted in scams committed in last 10 years = 1ZeroZeroZeroZeroZeroZeroZero…

1999: Will Priyanka contest polls?
2004: Will she contest?
2009: Will she contest?
2014: Will she contest?
2019…
2024…
#MrsVadra

Mera dynasty parameshwar: Congress man.
Mera pati paramaeshwar: Priyanka Vadra.
Hai na Vadra mahaan!

Waise “Pappu Model” kya hai?
Aur “Vadra Model” kya hai?
(Both Robert and Priyanka versions)
#GujaratModel

Congress: We have a larger role for Priyanka!
Q: How?
Congress: In 2009 elections she spent a total 10 hours campaigning. This time she’ll do 15 hours!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Yet more Pappu musings during polls..

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Pappuphobia: The fear that Rahul Gandhi may one day become Prime Minister.
Usage: Even though the Congress may lose on May 16, Pappuphobia may be around for a few more decades.

I don’t believe in the Peter Principle.
Pappu is at least 20 levels above his competency level.

I doubt there can ever be a Pappu Wave even within the Congress party.

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Nehru-Gandhi dynasty musings…

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I doubt there can ever be a Pappu Wave even within the Congress party.

Jab tak sooraj chaand rahega,
Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty bhaarat ko barbaad karega.

Anyone who thinks that only a PM’s son should be PM believes in both the caste system and eugenics.
#Pappu

Looking at his lineage, Pappu is probably the most secular politician in India.
Pity he has absolutely no other credentials.

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Sonia musings…

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Sonia: BJP is a party of poisonous people.
+ Sonia: Power is poison.
= What Sonia really said: BJP is a party of powerful people.

It’s absolutely rare in the world for a pathetic orator to be the leader of a political party.
#SoniaGandhi

In Congress, MP stands for Master of Poison.
#Power=Poison #Sonia #Pappu

Power corrupts (UPA1).
Absolute power corrupts absolutely (UPA2).
Beyond that is complete annihilation (UPA3).

All Congress spokespersons play a game call “Passing the Foot in the Mouth Parcel”.

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