∙ Mera sarkaar paanch lakh crore ka ghotala karne aaya hai, aur us main se mere jeb me paanch phooti kaudi bhi nahin jaayegi!
∙ To BJP: Aapne apni paanch din na de kar aapne Lok Sabha ke 5 crore gumaye hai.
∙ To people demanding his resignation: Jisne har roz apne government ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, us-se maut se dar nahin lagta.
(Trishul)
∙ To BJP: Ye tumhare baap ka ghar nahin, Lok Sabha hai, is liye sidhi tahrah khade raho.
(Zanzeer)
∙ To BJP: Uff tumhare usool, tumhare adarsh. Kis kaam ke hai tumhare is usool jo ek waqt ki sarkar tak nahi bana sakta?
∙ Rahul ki maa, tu khush to hai na.
∙ Nahin Rahul ki maa, main kuchh bhi galat kaam nahin kar raha.
(Deewar)
∙ Ye sarkar kal chalegi, har haal pe, har keemat pe.
∙ Aap dekh sakte hain hum der se kyun aaye he. Shaher main ek bhi naaka nahin tha, ek bhi chok, gali nahin thi, jahan hum pe shabdo ki goliyon ki barsaat nahi hui.
∙ Pehle to mai aap ko ek PMO ke Twitter account pe haath daalne ke liye giraftar kar sakta hoon.
∙ Rishte me to hum tumhare PM hote hain, naam hai Manmohan.
(Shahenshah)
∙ PM ka resignation ka intezaar toh baarah rajyo ki parties kar rahi hai, magar PM ko resign karwana mushkil hi nahi, namumkin hai.
(Don)
∙ Ye 2G bhi ajeeb cheez hai: Sarkar sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai.
(Agneepath)
∙ Jise PM ban-na hai, woh sab line laga kar saamne khada ho jaye.
(Satte Pe Satta)
∙ UPA woh kutte ki dum hai, jo baara baras nalli ke andar daal ke, nalli tedi hoti, UPA sidha nahin hota!
(Laawaris)
∙ UPA ki imaarat ki neev itni majboot hai ki koi BJP hothon pe slogan aur chehre pe nafrat liye uski ek bhi eent hilane ke liye kadam nahi rakh sakta.
(Mohabbatein)
∙ Tumhara Naam kya hai, 2G?
∙ To BJP: Ghadi ghadi drama karta hai, saala.
(Sholay)
∙ Us aurat ka to bahut bada ehsaan hai. Kyun ki, us aurat to us waqt meri madad ki thi, jab mere apne party ne mooh pher liya tha.
(Shakti)