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Congress-#AdarshLiberals bhai bhai…

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Congress has got tremendous ROI on…
Sonia’s limited skills.
Pappu’s limited brains.
Just 44 Lok Sabha seats.

If you watch…
DD News: All Izz Well.
Hindi news channels: Generally theek thaak.
English news channels: India under siege! Intolerance! Doomsday! End of Modi.

Tens of thousands killed every year.
Tens of thousands crimes against women.
Tens of thousands other crimes.
Yet just one is always picked conveniently.

He who is attacked 24X7 by media, liberals, intellectuals, seculars etc is Intolerant.
She who is attacked by none of above is Tolerant.

Shatrughan Sinha is probably going to be appointed the Leader of the Opposition within the BJP shortly.

Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty destroyed Indian politics.
Communism destroyed Indian thought.
SFI destroyed student politics in India.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ destroyed Indian debate.

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ 68 years se bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai, bole ja rahe hai…
Fir end main add karte hai ki freedom of speech nahin hai!

70+ years Nehru was propped up and Netaji rubbished.
‪#‎NehruBhakts‬ went totally berserk in just 70 minutes of Netaji files being released.

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Correcting India’s history…

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1947 Dream Team…
Prime Minister: Netaji.
Home: Patel.
Finance: Rajaji.
Industry/Commerce: Ambedkar.
Ambassador to USSR: Nehru.

If Netaji won us Independence and Patel unified India…
Gandhi-Nehru legacy is incorrect.
It’s the Netaji-Patel legacy.

Would be PMs who died mysteriously…
Netaji.
Mookerjee.
Upadhyaya.
In crashes…
Pilot.
Scindia.
Suspicious PM death…
Shastri.
More would be PMs who went early…
Feroze.
Sanjay.
Pramod.
Assassinated PMs…
Indira.
Rajiv.
‪#‎IncredibleIndianPolitics‬

Netaji was Congress.
Patel was Congress.
Ambedkar was Congress.
Rajaji was Congress.
All disowned just for Nehru.

Modi finally launches scheme named after Nehru.
Nehru Ka Naam Mitaao Yojana.
‪#‎NetajiSubhasChandraBose‬

Congress problems…
UPA2: CWG, 2G and Jijaji.
2015: National Herald claims SoniaG and RahulG.
2016: Netaji.

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They will blame Modi till the end of time…

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Welcome to La La Land.
Court finds no evidence to even charge Modi.
He’s guilty!
Sonia is an accused.
She’s triumphant!
Lalu is a convict.
He’s our hero!

Why doesn’t Modi file defamation suits against all those who abuse him 24X7?
If he did that then he’d be in court every working day of the year!

Celebrity: “Don’t vote for Modi” “Don’t vote for Modi…” x∞
Hey wait! You can’t say “Don’t watch my film”/”Don’t buy my book”!

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They will never stop attacking Modi musings…

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Famous Modi Haters can be as abusive as they want.
Anonymous Modi supporters have to be Civil with a capital C.

Modi has already failed. ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬.
Modi has lost the plot. ‪#‎EnglishMedia‬
Modi is doing OK. ‪#‎RegionalMedia‬
Modi has high ratings. ‪#‎IndianCitizens‬

2004-14: Modi Hater. Hate Modi 24X7 even as UPA is destroying the country.
2014-__: Modi Blamer, Blame Modi 24X7 for everything going wrong in this country.

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#AdarshLiberals and their rank hypocrisy…

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Welcome to India where…
Liberals are intolerant.
Seculars are communal.
Intellectuals are idiots.
Writers are politicians.
NGOs are profit centres.

In India…
Communist = Intellectual.
Not tolerating their bullshit = Intolerance.
Replacing Communism with Democracy = Fascism.
‪#‎RedMenace‬

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ have been living “in INCtolerance” which is in fact “intolerance INC”.
First INC = Indian National Congress.
Second INC = Incorporated.

Secular.
Liberal.
Intellectual.
Intolerance.
Ye saare words ka meaning ka band baja diya in logon ne.
‪#‎LutyensClub‬ ‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬

This year-end ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ will probably calculate the Gross Intolerance Product of 2015 and check the Intolerance Growth Rate compared to 2016.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
Indian TV news remix…
In the land of the blind, the man who shouts the loudest is king.

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Bahut bahut Khaas Aadmi

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Annual package of New Delhi MLA is more than that of the Prime Minister of India.
Khaas MLA.
Aam Pradhan Mantri.

Aadmi—
Salary—Khaas.
Bungalow—Khaas.
Thaat—Khaas.
Security—Khaas.
Privileges—Khaas.
Vacation—Khaas.
Treatment—Khaas.
Har cheez—Khaas.
Naam—Aam.

Main hoon Aam Aadmi.
Mujhe chaahiye…
Poorna salary hike.
Poorna perks.
Poorna Lutyens Bungalow.
Poorna non-accountability.
Poorna…

A day will come when he will be on the Forbes rich list.
He’ll say: Main to Aam Billionaire hu ji!

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