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Sonia musings…

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Sonia: BJP is a party of poisonous people.
+ Sonia: Power is poison.
= What Sonia really said: BJP is a party of powerful people.

It’s absolutely rare in the world for a pathetic orator to be the leader of a political party.
#SoniaGandhi

In Congress, MP stands for Master of Poison.
#Power=Poison #Sonia #Pappu

Power corrupts (UPA1).
Absolute power corrupts absolutely (UPA2).
Beyond that is complete annihilation (UPA3).

All Congress spokespersons play a game call “Passing the Foot in the Mouth Parcel”.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Congress then and now…

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Then: I follow the Mahatma.
Now: I follow the Pappu.

Then: Gareebi Hatao.
Now: Modi Hatao.

Then: Their PM most popular politician in country.
Now: Their PM can’t even win a Lok Sabha election.

Then: Congress President a post occupied by rotation.
Now: Occupied by one person for life.

Then: Jai Jawan Jai Kisan.
Now: Jai Sonia Jai Pappu.

Then: Ho raha hai Bharat azaad.
Now: Ho raha hai Bharat nirmaan. (Still under construction after 66 years)

Then: 197 Lok Sabha seats meant: Sit in the Opposition benches.
Now: 206 Lok Sabha seats means: Yay! We are the dictators of India!

Then: Few scams, few resignations.
Now: Huge amount of scams, a few resignations that are re-instated after some time.

Then: Felt the pressure of the aam admi.
Now: Increase the blood pressure of the aam admi.

Then: Saare jahan se accha Hindustan hamara.
Now: Saare jahan se accha Pappustan hamara.

© Sunil Rajguru

It’s still Congress all the way…

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Plans for UPA3?
Manmohan…
Ho Raha Pappu Nirman.
Pappu Shining.
Mera Pappu Mahan.
Then Aam Admi’s slogan will be…
Pappu Hatao!

Rahul is about
½ of Manmohan’s age
¼ of his grace
1/6 of his experience
1/8 of his intellect
But Manmohan is zero.
So they are both same in the end.

In 2009, the Triumvirate ruled.
In 2014…
Sonia: The Mistaker.
Manmohan: The Caretaker.
Pappu: The Undertaker.

Then: Queen Victoria.
Now: Queen Sonia.
Then: Foreign hand.
Now: Saffron hand.
Then: Gareebi Hatao Slogan.
Now: Gareebi Hatao Bill.

India invented the Zero.
Then the Congress kept adding a Zero to their scam amount every time they got re-elected.

Jethmalani at 90 still thunders.
Mugabe at 89 is Prez.
Lee Kuan Yew retired at 87.
Advani at 85 still hopes to be PM.
Manmohan at 80 to jawan hai!

Macbeth Manmohan…
This government’s but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets its hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a regime,
Led by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
(With due apologies to William Shakespeare)

Said…
Manmohan: I am ready to work under Rahul.
Unsaid: I am just a remote control. Doesn’t matter who handles it.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Unending Congressi musings

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· Pappu shows Congress workers a social networking tool called Khidki even as voters are readying to show them the Darwaza.

· The Congress copyrighted Secularism and Socialism in 1947.
That’s why we all can’t criticize it despite its many communal riots, minority appeasements and destruction of the economy…

· I think the Congress is confident because at the very last moment they are getting Dhoni for election campaigning.

· Congress is confident.
2004: UPA1 won for no reason.
2009: UPA2 won for no reason.
2014: So why can’t UPA3 also win for no reason?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

More Congressi musings…

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· It’s ironical how many mainstream media journalists look down on the PR industry without realizing that they themselves are the PR industry of the Congress party.

• Behind our very unsuccessful Prime Minister is an extremely successful woman.

• June 19, 1862: US Congress prohibits slavery.
June 19, 1970: Indian Congress gets their next leader to be slaves of.

• The Congress time bomb…
2013: Introduce Food Bill.
2014: Third Front comes to power.
2016: Food Bill destroys economy, Third Front falls, midterm polls,
Congress returns.
Voila!

• Sonia Gandhi is the Mother of the Nation.
(Badi maa ke saamne sab (leaders, editors, opposition, civil society) dare hue sahame hue bachche)

· Thought control forced on India by the grand alliance of Congress, mainstream media, Left parties-historians-academics and Civil Society is akin to fascism.

© Sunil Rajguru