· Pappu shows Congress workers a social networking tool called Khidki even as voters are readying to show them the Darwaza.

· The Congress copyrighted Secularism and Socialism in 1947.
That’s why we all can’t criticize it despite its many communal riots, minority appeasements and destruction of the economy…

· I think the Congress is confident because at the very last moment they are getting Dhoni for election campaigning.

· Congress is confident.
2004: UPA1 won for no reason.
2009: UPA2 won for no reason.
2014: So why can’t UPA3 also win for no reason?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru