· The sum of India’s foreign policy…
Pakistan terrorist can come to India.
Chinese soldier can come to India.
Bangladeshi citizen can live in India.
Indian Rupee can go to Switzerland.
Modi can’t go to America.

· Gameplan…
Obama ko likho, Advani ko chadao, Ishrat ko martyr banao, Pappu ko PM banao, agencies ko ladao, secularism 24X7 japo… bas Modi ko roko!

· Visa Request bahut suna hai.
But Visa Rejection Request?
It happens only in India.

· MPs to Nehru, 1948: Sir, don’t internationalize the Kashmir issue.
MPs to Manmohan, 2013: Sir, we are internationalizing the Modi issue.

· BJP Lok Sabha seats in 2014…
140: RIP BJP.
160: NDA2 without Modi.
180: Modi PM.
200: ‪#‎BhaagoNaMoAaya‬

· I personally think it’s quite tough for Modi to make PM in 2014.
But he sure has shaken up things and got everyone running for cover!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru