We don’t need no IAS officers…

(While the whole nation is behind suspended and chargesheeted IAS officer Durga Shakti Nagpal, the SP government has gone ahead and said that they don’t need IAS officers in the first place)

Please sing to the tune of Another Brick in the Wall by Pink Floyd

We don’t need no IAS officers,
We don’t need no Central control,
No dark sarcasm in the newsroom,
Communals leave them seculars alone,
Hey communals leave them seculars alone,
All in all the citizen is just another brick in the wall,
All in all the citizen is just another brick in the wall.

This spoof by Sunil Rajguru

(Original Song: Another Brick in the Wall 2
Group: Pink Floyd.
Year: 1979)

Durga Shakti Nagpal musings…

The whole nation rallied behind…
…Anna: Lokpal not cleared.
…Khemka: Zilch.
…Durga: Chargesheeted.
1 Politician <Greater than> 1 Million Protestors.

Statement: Durga, we are all with you.
What you think it means: We are fighting with you.
What it actually means: We are suffering with you.

MMS on Durga case…
“The rules have been laid down and the rules will be followed.”
Wow! That applies to each and every event in the country from 1947 to now!
What a sweeping statement!

Sonia writes letter to MMS.
Why, are they pen friends?

The last famous Shakti (Kapoor) was a Bollywood villain.
The next famous (Durga) Shakti (Nagpal) is also being treated as a villain by our politicians.

Durga… 1. Suspended. 2. Chargesheeted.
Two wrongs don’t make a right.
But two wrongs sure up the fight.

Akhilesh: We have built castles in UP.
Comment: But you have built castles in the sand (mafia land).

Why did you send a letter to MMS?
Sonia: I can’t tell whether he’s nodding his head or not on the phone.
Reliance: What you need is a videophone. Kar lo duniya apni mutthi main!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru