First DMK, then ADMK, now ARDMK…

New party launched in Tamil Nadu called ARDMK.

ARDMK stands for…

Andimuthu Raja Dayanidhi Maran Kanimozhi party.

Motto: United by 2G and unfettered by zeroes.

Strengths: Unlimited funds.

Ideology: Totally mobile across any political spectrum.

Qualifications:
Engineered Independent India’s biggest ever exposed scam. All founders chargesheeted and two jailed.

Future Outlook: Waiting for the famous Tamil Nadu anti-incumbency in 2016, by which time all chargesheets, jailings and scams would have been forgotten.

This version by Sunil Rajguru