New party launched in Tamil Nadu called ARDMK.
ARDMK stands for…
Andimuthu Raja Dayanidhi Maran Kanimozhi party.
Motto: United by 2G and unfettered by zeroes.
Strengths: Unlimited funds.
Ideology: Totally mobile across any political spectrum.
Qualifications: Engineered Independent India’s biggest ever exposed scam. All founders chargesheeted and two jailed.
Future Outlook: Waiting for the famous Tamil Nadu anti-incumbency in 2016, by which time all chargesheets, jailings and scams would have been forgotten.
This version by Sunil Rajguru