Nautanki pe nautanki, nautanki pe nautanki, nautanki pe nautanki…

Tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh, tareekh pe tareekh milti gayi My Lord, par insaaf nahi mila.
—Sunny Deol.

Nautanki pe nautanki, nautanki pe nautanki, nautanki pe nautanki milti gayi My God, par governance nahi mila.
—Disillusioned Kejri supporter.

Joke pe joke, joke pe joke, joke pe joke milta gayi My God, par ek bhi serious statement nahi mila.
— Disillusioned Pappu supporter.

Jungle Raj pe Jungle Raj, Jungle Raj pe Jungle Raj, Jungle Raj pe Jungle Raj milta gaya Mera Nitishwa, par tune Lalu ka saath nahin chhoda.
—JDU voter.

Hinsa pe hinsa, hinsa pe hinsa, hinsa pe hinsa milta gaya Mamata, par shanti bilkul nahi mila.
—The Bengali.

Power cuts pe power cuts, traffic jams pe traffic jams, garbage woes pe garbage woes, CM pe CM… bahut kuch mila par kuch aur nahin.
—Bengalurean.

Naveen pe Naveen, Naveen pe Naveen, Naveen pe Naveen milta gaya, aur koi alternative nahi mila.
—Odisha.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Delhi braveheart…

· She was Anamika.
We never knew her.
She never knew us.
She didn’t know the outrage there was in India.
We never knew what she really felt.

· Government’s Dabangg moment…
Terrorists, criminals, scamsters aur rapists se dar nahin lagta sahab, protestors se lagta hai.

· If she’s Damini, we’re Kala Badal.
If she’s Nirbhaya, we’re Bhaya, too scared to do anything, too scared to change, too scared to even elect the right people…

· They did no let her live in the country.
They did not let her die in the country.
Now they don’t even want us to protest.
Mera Bharat Mahaan nahin par Zaalim aur Bebas.

· Citizens: We want death for rapists.
Government: We want Section 144 for protestors.
Citizens: We want justice.
Government: We want peace.

· Once the Capital used to be on high alert and barricaded for terrorists only.
Now it’s the same for the common citizens.
And we call this democracy.

· Contradiction of the year…
Protest Nirbhaya/Amanat/Damini/Anamika and then watch Dabangg 2, a movie where the hero it is alleged beats up all his girlfriends, the heroine plays nothing but a demure doormat and Bollywood’s No.1 heroine croons to: Main to tandoori murgi hoon yaar, Gatkale saiyyan alcohol se…

These versions by Sunil Rajguru