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AAP: The party with a difference…

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Arrogance of Congress
+ Infighting of BJP
+ Violence of SP
+ Ego of Mayawati
+ Ideology of CPM
+ Nautanki of Laloo
+ Modus operandi of MNS
= AAP

The ABC of Indian politics…
AAP. BJP. Congress.
Where…
Congress = Ruling party.
BJP = Principal opposition.
AAP = Famous without a reason.

If the AAP got one vote for every sound bite across hundreds of channels day in and day out, then Kejriwal would easily become Prime Minister.

Jo darr gaya,
samjho mar gaya.
—Gabbar Singh in Sholay 1975.
Jo dharna gaya,
samjho AAP mar gaya.
—Gabbar Kejriwal in Sholay 2014.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Stuck like a broken record…

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Q: What are your strengths?
Kejriwal: These are the weaknesses of the other parties.

Q: Why should we vote for you?
Kejriwal: This is why you shouldn’t vote for the other parties.

Q: What are your ideas to improve India?
Kejriwal: This is how the other parties are destroying India.

Q: What are your ideas to improve the economy?
Kejriwal: Mukesh Ambani is controlling the economy through crony capitalism.

Q: What action will you take against Bharti?
Kejriwal: What action will the Centre take against Delhi Police?

Q: List your achievements in Delhi.
Kejriwal: Here is a list of corrupt political leaders throughout the great country.

Q: Why should we make you Prime Minister?
Kejriwal: This is why Narendra Modi should never be Prime Minister.

Q: What is your name?
Kejriwal: His name is Narendra Modi.

Q: What is your party’s name?
Kejriwal: BJP is a communal party.

© Sunil Rajguru

The A to Z of the Aam Aadmi (Party)…

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Anarchic Aadmi.

Bhagoda Aadmi.

Congress se samarthan lene waala Aadmi.

Dharna karne waala Aadmi.

“Everybody is corrupt” bolne waala Aadmi.

Fighting fighting fighting Aadmi.

Gaali dene wala Aadmi.

His exalted highness Aadmi.

I, me aur main waala Aadmi.

Jokes ke viruddh Aadmi.

Khaas Aadmi.

Law break karne waala Aadmi.

Media ka created Aadmi.

Nautanki Aadmi.

Oonche mahalo main rahane waala Aadmi.

Press conferences waala Aadmi.

Question pe questions thokne waala Aadmi.

Racist Aadmi.

Subsidy dene waala Aadmi.

Topi pahanane waala Aadmi.

Uganda ke viruddh Aadmi.

Vigilante Aadmi.

Waampatti Aadmi.

Xtra clean Aadmi.

Yesteryears ke policies waala Aadmi.

Zabardast gusse waala Aadmi.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

AAP: Noise and news both…

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If service tax is to be charged from Modi’s rallies, then entertainment tax has to be charged for all of AAP’s activities.

Arvind Kejriwal gives 100% to most of his allegations.
0% new proof + 100% noise.

Delhi is brash, arrogant, rude and angry.
AAP is brash, arrogant, rude and angry.
Pyaar to hona hi tha!

Salman watching Kejriwal on TV saying…
My Jai Ho hero couldn’t give such great entertainment fighting corruption!
No wonder it wasn’t a big hit!

Main: Hero!
Ambani: Villain!
Congress-BJP: Sidekicks!
Delhi: Bollywood!
Parting shot…
Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost!
—Arvind Kejriwal.

Kejriwal says that Congress and BJP are the same.
AAP is different.
I agree.
At least Congress and BJP can rule a country.
AAP can’t even rule a city.

PM possibility: Modi.
Leader of Opposition possibility: Pappu.
Third Front outside chance PMs: Jaya and Mamata.
Not even in the picture: Kejriwal.

Historic highs of Lok Sabha seats…
Congress: 416.
BJP: 182.
AAP: 0.
Yet all three are equal for the mainstream media.

2009…
Kya aapne Congress ko vote diya?
2014…
Kya AAPne Congress ko vote diya?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Kejriwal nautanki musings…

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Kejriwal is currently better than Modi and Pappu put together.
Modi in getting media coverage.
Pappu in getting spoofed, memed and joked about.

At this rate, Arvind Kejriwal will soon file an FIR against Barack Obama.
Take that Preet Bharara!

Tip…
If you ever think that AAP is going to win in your city municipality—simply stop paying your water and electricity bills as a protest!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Yet more Kejriwal musings…

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At this rate, Arvind Kejriwal will soon file an FIR against Barack Obama.
Take that Preet Bharara!

If Arvind Kejriwal is the item girl of Indian politics, then I must say he’s extremely prolific.
We have a different item song each and every day.

Since most politicians are corrupt in India, arrest all the AAP ones.
Same logic used by Somnath Bharti to harass African women and now claim that he stands vindicated with latest expose.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru