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Making statements since 27-09-1925.
Ignored since 15-08-1947.
24X7 media coverage since 16-05-2014.

Bengal War I—CPM beats Congress.
Bengal War II—Trinamool beats CPM.
Bengal War III—BJP versus Trinamool (Result in 2016).
Beaten in all wars—People of West Bengal.

Congress: NDA repackaging UPA policies.
Means…
If you say NDA is bad, then UPA was also bad.
If you say UPA was good, then NDA is also good.

Indira and Sonia Gandhi became Congress President after exactly Zero years’ experience as MP.
That way Pappu has been MP for 10 years.

Congress leaders trying to convince people that Pappu is taking Make in India seriously.
“He’s holidaying in Uttarakhand and not Thailand!”

Now showing in 2015…
Return of the CM.
‪#‎ArvindKejriwal‬
‪#‎NitishKumar‬
‪#‎MuftiMohammadSayeed‬
Somehow hoping…
‪#‎Jayalalithaa‬

Congress worker: Actually Pappu went on leave in 2004.
We are wondering whether he’ll ever come back.
‪#‎WhereIsRahul‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru