In 2004, Sonia unwittingly became the right person at the right place at the right time.
However Pappu has proved to be the wrong person at the wrong place at the wrong time always saying the wrong things and backing the wrong people.
And the Congress still thinks he’s Mr Right.
Well they are right. He is Mr Right for the BJP.
Thanks to him the Left-leaning nation has firmly taken a Right turn.
© Sunil Rajguru
Vice: (noun), a fault, defect, or shortcoming.
Usage: Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi.
Modi and Pappu are two sides of the same coin.
Both are equally destructive for the Congress party.
I have a 100-year-vision.
If you follow what I am doing, then we will return to power in 100 years.
—Pappu Maharaj.
Pre-2014, everything was an imagined #BlowToModi.
Post-2014, everything is a very real #BlowToSonia #BlowToPappu and #BlowToCongress.
Jitna ridicule maine 44 saal main ikhatta kiya, tumne sirf 26 saal main kiya!
#PappuVersusBilawal
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Narendra Modi is now officially The Terminator for all non-BJP governments.
Maharashtra news…
BJP gains whopping 77 seats, up from 46 to 123 seats.
So called TV expert…
But one exit poll said 151, so they’re actually down by 28 seats!
Modi: On trial for some despite a 100% record.
Modi passed the electoral test in 2002, 2007, 2012, 2013 and 2014 twice.
2013 Polls: Kya acche din aane wale hai?
Lok Sabha Polls: Acche din aane wale hai!
2014 Assembly Polls: Acche din aa gaye hai!
Once the BJP was the Untouchable Party.
Now everyone wants to touch it to taste power.
#BullInChinaShop
#GujaratiManoosInMarathiBastion
#2014MahaPolls
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Pappu star campaigner for Bihar 2010 polls, Congress gets 4/243 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!
Pappu star campaigner for UP 2012 polls, Congress gets 28/403 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!
Pappu star campaigner for 2013 Assembly polls, Congress wins 1/5 States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!
Pappu star campaigner for 2014 Lok Sabha polls, Congress wins 44/543 seats.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time!
Pappu campaigns in Maharashtra and Haryana, Congress loses both States.
Koi baat nahin Pappu, next time! (Till 2024? Till 2029?)
Modi wins 2002 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Polarization!
Modi wins 2007 Gujarat Assembly polls.
Gujaratis have been fooled!
Modi wins 2012 Gujarat Assembly polls.
So what? Expected. TINA!
Modi campaigns to great 2013 Assembly polls victory.
No Modi wave. Even if so, it won’t last till 2014.
Modi leads BJP to spectacular 282 Lok Sabha seats.
31%! Bypolls show Modi wave has ended!
Modi campaign leads to BJP CMs in Maharashtra and Haryana.
Bah! He will never get Tamil Nadu and West Bengal.
Post script…
Pappu’s mistakes will be tolerated for decades.
Modi’s successes will be forgotten in one second.
© Sunil Rajguru
2002: After Godhra, you can’t win elections.
Modi: Challenge accepted!
2007: You can’t win sans polarization.
Modi: Challenge accepted!
2012: You may win, but you can’t become national leader.
Modi: Challenge accepted!
2013: Your magic will not work outside Gujarat.
Modi: Challenge accepted!
2014: BJP will never get a Lok Sabha majority.
Modi: Challenge accepted!
2014: Maharashtra and Haryana can never have BJP CMs.
Modi: Challenge accepted!
So what’s the next challenge they are throwing at Modi?
© Sunil Rajguru
BJP: Kya bhaav hai?
Shiv Sena: 151.
BJP: Thoda kam nahin ho sakta kya?
Sena: 151.
BJP: 130 consider karoge kya?
Sena: 151.
BJP: 140 nahin chalega kya?
Sena: 151.
BJP: Arre bhai, 140 ko chala lo!
Sena: 151.
BJP: 145?
Sena: 151.
BJP: Ek kaam kar lo, hum aapko saare 288 seats hi de dete hai!
© Sunil Rajguru