For the 2014 Lok Sabha polls…
& for the BJP…
& for TV news channels…
& for Indian politics in general…
Modi Modi Modi Modi Modi.

For Congress…
Sonia is really really unhappy.

For India…
Acche Din Aane Waale Hai.

For Pappu…
Dude, who moved my votebank?

For Subrata Roy…
Rupees Ten Thousand Crore only.

For badminton India…
Srikanth and Sania in China.

For Robert Vadra…
Are you serious or nuts?

For Modi haters before May 16…
There is no Modi wave.

For Modi haters after May 16…
Idea of India is dead.

For terror…
ISIL ISIS IS TTP Peshawar.

For Manmohan Singh…
… … … … …

For Mamata Banerjee…
Saradha Burdwan Maoist Hitler Didi.

For Indian cricket fans…
No foreign Tests only ODIs.

For Jayalalitha…
You are hereby pronounced guilty.

For BCCI…
Is Srinivasan coming or going?

For Kejriwal…
Hame ek aur mauka deejiye.

For ISRO…
Mangalyaan NISAR GSAT CE-7.5 IRNSS.

In the hockey Champions Trophy semi-final…
@#$    %^&    #^%    *(&   %@*

In IPL…
I am just an enthusiast.

For Viswanathan Anand…
Kasparov, Karpov and now Carlsen.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru