The Modi Haters will never give up…

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Modi’s knowledge of economics can be written on the back of a postage stamp.
—P Chidambaram.
Chidu’s bosses’ (Pappu and Sonia) knowledge of everything can be written on the back of a postage stamp.

Modi Hater on the glass half-full half-empty analogy…
The glass is tainted, it is half empty and the other half is contaminated water.

Abusing Modi in the comfort of their lavish Lutyens’ homes, they even have a problem with Modi being politely addressed as “Mr Prime Minister” in an interview.

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Yet more musings on the #NehruGandhiDynasty…

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When media wants to make her a private citizen, it’s Priyanka Vadra.
When media wants to make her a politician, it’s Priyanka Gandhi.
‪#‎Pappini‬

#‎DynastyCliches‬
Priyanka is coming.
Sonia is unhappy.
Pappu is relaunching.
Rajiv invented a, b, c… x, y, z.
Vadra is a private citizen.

Priyanka bas aa rahi hai politics main.
Sab ki chutti kar degi. Indira jaisi hai.
“Coming soon” since 1998. Yawn!
‪#‎Pappini‬

The roles of Pappu and Pappini keep getting larger and larger with each passing year and yet they are still so teeny weeny.
‪#‎CongressSinking‬

Great progress…
1947: Nehru Dynasty.
1966: Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty.
2019: Nehru-Gandhi-Vadra Dynasty?

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Musings on Kejribhai…

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Kejri started off by being an alternative to Modi.
He will end up being a genuine 100% replacement of Lalu.

Kejri—Modi trying to finish off AAP!
Modi—Maaf kar bhai! That’s one job you’re doing excellently.
Why should I interfere?
Ditto Pappu/Cong.

For every promise Kejriwal breaks, one of his MLAs goes to jail.
At this rate he will be left with zero MLAs by 2020.

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Even more Nehru-Dynasty musings…

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Sonia Raj.
Minuscule successes Sonia’s doing.
Colossal failures India’s fault.
Modi Raj.
Minuscule failures Modi’s fault.
Colossal successes India’s doing.

An inexperienced dynast failed. What to do?
‪#‎Pappu‬
Idea! Get an even more inexperienced dynast!
‪#‎PappiniPriyanka‬

Modi: ‪#‎CongressMuktBharat‬
Congress/Communists/Liberals: ‪#‎ModiMuktBharat‬
Swamy: ‪#‎JaitleyMuktBJP‬
Jaitley: ‪#‎SwamyMuktBJP‬
Pappu: In sab se mukti!

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Yet more #Brexit musings…

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#‎Brexit‬ has hit liberals and intellectuals really really hard.
Their Brains have exited their heads.
So for them #Brexit = Brain exit.

By the time Charles becomes King, he would be left only with England.
William will be the Prince of London, not Wales.

Liberals and intellectuals back democracy only if the results agree with them.
Otherwise they are OK with dictatorship.
‪#‎Brexit‬ ‪#‎Trump‬

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June 2016 Status Updates

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Afridi: Messi has only achieved 10% of what I have achieved.
How???
Afridi: I have retired 10 times, he has only retired once!

(June 30)

If Trump wins, then each and every American President in 200+ years would be a male with at least one white parent, or 100%.

(June 27)

BJP Bihar chief is Mangal Pandey.
Ise kahate hai jungle main mangal hona.
‪#‎JungleRaj‬

1991: Youngster Sachin plays under almost retiring captain Shastri in an ODI.
2016: Sachin interviews Shastri for coach’s job.

(June 25)

Surreal.
Senior Sachin with juniors Ganguly and Laxman selected former teammate Kumble for coach bypassing Shastri who is Sachin’s senior.

Nitish is delusional.
He hasn’t banned alcohol.
He has merely replaced expensive high quality legal stuff with cheap low grade illegal trash.

5 people on 1 scooter.
15 people in 1 Ambassador car.
20 satellites on 1 rocket.
‪#‎YoSoIndian‬

(June 23)

So what does MJ Akbar’s bio say now?
Editor turned Congress MP turned editor turned BJP MP.

Swamy 101
Dynasty.
Fought Indira.
Friends with Rajiv.
Can’t stand Pappu/Sonia.
BJP.
Didn’t like Vajpayee.
Likes Modi.
Like-hate ties: Jaya.

(June 14)

Sarkar 3 will be released with the catchline…
‪#‎AbKiBaarRGVSarkar‬

(June 12)

After winning the 2019 ODI World cup, Dhoni announces…
I hope this ends all speculation that I am stepping down from captaincy.
Who knows?

(June 8)

Karl Marx’s Communist Manifesto and George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-four both died in 1991.

(June 4)

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