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If you abuse India and praise Pakistan, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
But if you abuse Pakistan and praise India, death to you!
—#AdarshLiberal
Leftists hate India.
Leftists hate democracy.
Leftists hate Hinduism.
Yet they are the first to scream “hate crime”, “Nazi” and “racist” at the drop of a hat.
A BJP woman not allowed to speak at Jamia.
An AAP woman spoke so much that people got fed up.
Guess where the outrage was?
#Shazia #Gurmehar
Trump runs for President. Shock!
Trump wins nomination. Shock!
Trump wins election. Shock!
Trump gives Presidential speech. Shock!
Media still has zero understanding of Trump.
Have you seen La La Land?
Nitish: No. Who cares. As it is I live in Lalu Land.
Moonlight?
Nitish: Yes, he has taken all the sunshine leaving me the moonlight.
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Dada ho ya Dhoni ya ho Kohli.
Ekhaad match main total collapse zaroori hota hai.
#IndvAus
(February 25)
Incredible India.
A will walk on the road and yell at two-wheeler if he comes close.
A two-wheeler will come on the pavement and yell at pedestrian to get away.
(February 13)
Fan 1: By records, Sachin is the greatest.
Fan 2: By victories, Dhoni is the greatest.
Fan 3: By both, Kohli is the greatest.
Great Test player.
Great ODI player.
Great iT20 player.
Great IPL player.
Great captain in all of the above.
#ViratKohli
(February 10)
Donald Trump’s mother was a Scottish immigrant.
His paternal grandparents were German immigrants.
His first wife was a Czech immigrant.
His current wife is a Slovenian immigrant.
(February 5)
Mahatma Gandhi is not the Father of the Nation.
He is the Father of the National currency.
His face has come on 1000, 500, 100, 50, 10… Rupee notes.
#DeMo
+ #Jio
= Mobile Data revolution.
(February 4)
What a fall!
First attack…
Modi.
Then his core team.
Then any BJP leader.
Then any random Sangh member.
Now his Twitter followers.
So many Nehru blunders are being unearthed that soon we’ll just have a very short list of things that Nehru didn’t commit any blunders.
If Nitish officially joins hands with Modi then suddenly people will start noticing all of Bihar’s problems.
None of India’s problems have been solved but now the smartphone gives you an always at hand 24X7 distraction 365 days a year.
Progress!
By the time an Indian city completes infrastructure upgrade for x people, the population becomes 2x.
(February 3)
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Media…
According to sources*.
According to experts*.
According to people*.
According to polls*.
According to morality*.
* = me.
When there’s a colossal information overload then each person chooses his own bubble universe.
We have reached that stage.
Multiple realities.
Irony.
BBC-CNN are Lefty anti-Trumpers.
Yet Lefty Corbyn-Sanders call them Fake News.
He who laughs last, laughs the longest.
TV news channel remix…
The channel that shouts the longest laughs all the way to the bank.
Trump and media war is escalating fast.
But then only the US President has unlimited resources and power.
Suicidal move by media.
Republic of India launched 104 satellites at once on a single rocket.
Republic TV will launch 104 panelists at once on a single TV screen.
Social media owners will never learn.
Their severe anti-Modi anti-Trump bias keeps backfiring yet they keep targeting Modi-Trump supporters.
Statement: We will filter Fake News.
Translation: We will do Censorship to propagate our Ideology.
#Communism
For media whatever Obama did was right and whatever Trump does is wrong.
That’s why Obama became so mediocre in the end and Trump doesn’t care.
If the media is going to attack every little thing Trump does then he’s going to do absolutely anything he wants, isn’t he?
So in the end media becomes a toothless watchdog.
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Capitalism built the modern world.
Communism* almost succeeded in destroying it.
*Synonyms: Socialism, Leftism, Liberalism, Civil Society.
Largest democracy. #India
Greatest historical empire. #England
World’s sole superpower. #US
All rejected Communism.
#Modi #Brexit #Trump
Why not…
Leftist Obama.
Far Left Hillary.
Leftist Media.
Far Left Sonia.
Leftist Dems.
Far Left academics.
Why only qualify “Right”?
Fascism practically died in 1943.
Nazism died in 1945.
Communism though, lives on in the hearts of Socialist politicians, Liberals and media.
Jawaharlal Nehru’s biggest role model was Karl Marx.
So why should anyone be surprised at the Marxism of Jawaharlal Nehru University?
Capitalism built the modern world.
Communism* almost succeeded in destroying it.
*Synonyms: Socialism, Leftism, Liberalism, Civil Society.
Marx abused Capitalism while his friend and patron Engels made money from business.
Leftists still follow this model.
Abuse Capitalism but make good money from it.
A Berlin study says 92% Left-wing activists live with their parents.
Figures.
Even Karl Marx did no work and sponged of his friend Engels.
#Brexit #Trump has unmasked the true violent intolerant anarchic nature of the Global Left.
The Left’s permanent message to the people of the world…
Tu silent ho ja varna main violent ho jaaunga!
#FoS #FoE
They are desperately trying…
Make America Left-leaning Again.
Make India Left-leaning Again.
Make the World Left-leaning Again.
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Only in India can a politician give zero development zero governance and still arrogantly take the high ground and demand votes on the basis of caste and religion.
The Theory of Secularelativity.
Anyone next to Modi is squeaky clean secular.
Even the Shiv Sena if they manage to edge out BJP.
Very difficult to gain political power in India.
But after getting it, very difficult to be wiped out.
You get umpteen comeback chances.
Amazing how our Liberals-intellectuals-media still give so much respect to zero development zero governance Jungle Raj goonda Lalu.
Go by results, not intentions.
By results, Manmohan’s UPA was the most corrupt in India’s history.
He enjoyed all the perks of power.
Spot the difference.
A Prime Minister in a plastic raincoat.
A remote control in a plastic cover.
If trillions of Rupees of scams happen under Manmohan, it’s not his fault.
But if law and order breaks down under Akhilesh, it’s Modi’s fault.
Golden Rule.
You can abuse Modi 24X7 for 15 years but permanent walkout if he takes a dig at the most corrupt government in India’s history.
Instead of saying every poor UPwallah should have bedsheets, Pappu wants Obama to use Made in UP bedsheets.
Tells you what’s wrong with Congress.
Whenever Congress says “Rajiv computer laya”, add, “kyunki Indira na la saki”.
ENIAC came before Independence.
PCs came in the 1970s.
Whenever Congress says “Rajiv computer laya”, add, “kyunki Indira na la saki”.
ENIAC came before Independence.
PCs came in the 1970s.
Political power is hereditary and spreads by genes.
It is also contagious spreads to those in close proximity to people in power.
So many top women politicians.
So little who are not part of a Dynasty.
That itself tells you the problem.
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