Goodbye…
UPA2.
MMS.
Sonia.
Goodbye and see you in 5 years…
Mrs Vadra.
Try to stay humble for 5 years …
BJP.
What will you do for 5 years?
Pappu.
In 1919 Motilal became Congress President and formally launched the dynasty.
If Pappu-Pappini lose in 2019 too, then they can put flowers on its tombstone on the Centenary.
Now the entire mainstream media can proudly call themselves anti-establishment.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Q: What is your post?
Pappu: Vice…. errr something.
Q: When will you be PM candidate?
Pappu: Can’t de date.
Q: Your election strategy?
Pappu: It’s been Modified.
Q: Opinion polls?
Pappu: No opinion.
Q: Exit polls?
Pappu: My exit strategy ready.
Q: PM’s farewell dinner?
A: Yes, the PM did not fare well at all. What’s for dinner?
Q: Swearing in ceremony?
Pappu: I will be swearing only.
Q: Leader of the Opposition?
Pappu: I will oppose that too.
Q: Strategy for 2019?
Pappu: 20…??? I can’t even plan 19 minutes into the future!
© Sunil Rajguru
Pappu is an Indian superhero.
Specifically Mr India.
Invisible during key times like August Kranti agitation and #PappuSkipsPMDinner.
Pappu to MMS: Tumhare ministers ne itna khaaya ki main protest main tumhare dinner main nahin khaaunga.
Out of the country half the time.
Pappu = NRP.
(Non-Resident Politician)
New Congress ad posters for Pappu after May 16…
Main nahin (haara), Hum (haare).
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Leader: Your RS term is coming to an end.
Manmohan: No I’m still a Rajya Sabha MP.
Leader: I meant Rubber Stamp term.
#TheekHai
The Dynasty Trinity…
Jawaharlal: The Creator.
Indira: The Preserver.
Sonia: The Destroyer.
Today…
I&B Minister: We don’t need an I&B Minister.
After May 16…
Sonia: We don’t need a Prime Minister.
P.S. But we didn’t have one from 2004-14.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
1947…
Let the son of Motilal, who fought for our Independence and was jailed by the British be PM.
1966…
Let the daughter of Jawaharlal, who has just two years’ experience as minister be PM.
1984…
Let the son of Indira, who has just four years party experience and zero government experience be PM.
2019(?)…
Let the daughter of Rajiv, a woman who has all the resources, power and money anyone could dream of but has remained totally unemployed and vella for 25 years be PM.
© Sunil Rajguru
The story of Manmohan’s power as Prime Minister…
A 10-year-long power cut.
After May 16…
Manmohan to Modi: Can I continue hanging out at the PMO? Nobody ever notices me anyway.
Time to declare Manmohan the most powerful statue ever in our history and build a statue in the statue’s honour.
Manmohan: How will history remember me?
Citizen: Remember? Most of the times we forgot we even had a Prime Minister for the last 10 years!
The 10-year-term of the most power-fool leader in India’s history is coming to an end on May 16.
Sigh! My 10 years paid vacation is coming to an end.
#MMS #TheekHai
These versions by Sunil Rajguru