Aam Realignment Party…

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After the latest sting, AAP calls horse trading as “political realignment”.

More suggestions…

Corruption = Economic realignment.

Not keeping promises = Verbal realignment.

U-turn = Reverse realignment.

Attack on BJP office = Realignment of stones.

Kicking out top leaders = Human resources realignment.

Kejriwal’s infamous dharna on the roads = Realignment of CM’s work space.

Khirki Extension raid = Realignment of blood and urine (samples).

Kejriwal running away from Delhi to Varanasi = Geographical realignment.

Kejriwal running away from Varanasi to Delhi = More geographical realignment.

Future power cuts = Realignment of electricity.

If taps go dry = Realignment of water.

Use of private plane instead of normal plane = Aerial realignment.

Anarchy = Non-stop democratic realignment.

Dubious funds from abroad = Global economic realignment.

Making Delhi government bankrupt and asking help from Centre = Realignment of funds.

Lying = Realignment of truth.

© Sunil Rajguru

When there was a sting in the AAP…

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Whether they have 0 or 28 or 67/70 seats, their entertainment value is 100/100.
‪#‎AAPBreakUp‬

2013: Kejriwal quit in 49 days.
2015: Everyone else will quit within 49 days.

There were chain letters.
There were chain emails.
The current rage in AAP is chain stings.

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England’s defeat in Casablanca quotes…

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Ref 1: When Bangla kicked Eng out of the World Cup.
Ref 2: Casablanca.

England’s reaction…
We’ll always have the Ashes!

Bangladesh to England…
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”

Fan: Why are we such a lousy ODI team?
ECB: Round up the usual suspects.

Fan: Where were you in 1992?
Team: That’s so long ago, I don’t remember.

Fan: Will I see you in 2019?
Team: I never make plans that far ahead.

English fan to team after elimination…
Not an easy day to forget.I remember every detail. The Bangladeshis wore green, you wore blue.

To the future…
You know how you sound? Like a man who’s trying to convince himself of something he doesn’t believe in his heart.

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When Bangladesh kicked England out of the World Cup…

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Ref: Bangladesh versus England.

Angrezo ne India ke tukde tukde kar diye,
fir cricket main har tukde se haara England.
‪#‎India‬ + ‪#‎Pakistan‬ + ‪#‎Bangladesh‬ = (Tiguna Lagaan)

England may be a great Test team, but they have just been bestowed the minnow status in ODIs.

Who is more pathetic?
a) India in overseas Tests.
b) West Indies in all Tests.
c) South Africa in knockout matches.
d) Pakistan when it decides to self-destruct.
e) England in ODI World Cups.
Ye kaisi paheli hai?

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Columns on the anti-rape movement

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6 things to note about the Nirbhaya documentary…
March 6, 2015, Sify.com

Bangalore rape: Go after those who cover up crime
July 24, 2014, Sify.com

Boy, we really hate our girls!
30 January, 2014, Sify.com

5 changes since the 2012 anti-rape agitation
17 December, 2013, Sify.com

The anti-rape agitation is a lifelong movement
08 April, 2013, Sify.com

8 demands of the anti-rape protestors
30 December, 2012, Sify.com

Womanhood butchered from the cradle to the grave
29 December, 2012, Sify.com

A note to the dented and painted Indian woman
27 December, 2012, Sify.com

Theek Nahi Hai!: Open letter to Manmohan Singh
24 December, 2012, Sify.com

Long live the Indian Revolution!
23 December, 2012, Sify.com

6 factors that promote violence against women
19 December, 2012, Sify.com

Those who don’t have it, shut up. Those who have it, complain the most.

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poor-2382641_640In India, there are people with absolutely no access to media or freedom of speech and expression.

Then there are people who have access to newspapers but no TV.

Then there are those who have access to TV but no Internet.

At the top of the pyramid you will find citizens of cyberspace who rant against every topic under the sun and have access to all the information which those at the bottom can only dream of. Yet it is this group of people which will shout the loudest that their freedom of speech and expression is at stake and vital information is shortcoming.

Into ten if you are a celebrity in cyberspace.

© Sunil Rajguru