Feroz Shah Kotla Test musings…

Ultimate irony.
Feroz Shah Kotla stands named Viru 309 & 319 after his blitzes.
AB de Villiers and Hashim Amla pay their respects by scoring super slow 43 off 297 and 25 off 244 in first match after that.

AB de Villiers is the only batsman in the world who can hit both 100 off 30 balls and 30 off 100 balls.
‪#‎IndVsSA‬ ‪#‎FerozShahKotla‬

First Extremist Shastri…
Fast: 200 off 123 balls in a First Class innings.
Slow: 10 off 63 balls in an ODI innings.
Second Extremist ABD…
Fast: 149 off 44 in an ODI innings.
Slow: 43 off 228 in a Test innings.

Green pitch: Bad!
Spinning pitch: Bad!
Dead pitch: Bad!
Great pitch: That which produces result in last over of Day 5.
(Meaning rocket scientists will now have to design Test pitch)

The Test conundrum…
Amla and ABD played brilliant cricket.
It was also a brilliant cure for insomnia.

#‎RohitTalentSharma‬
ODIs: Debuted in 2007, scored 200 in 2013.
Tests: Debuted in 2013, will score 400 in 2019.
Keep the faith!

Unke dus aadmi hamare ek ke barabar hai!
Rahane: Challenge accepted!—127.
South Africa—121.

(Ref: Fourth India-South Africa Test)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

India-South Africa Nagpur Test musings…

The level of intolerance against South African batsmen shown by Indian spinners has reached new depths.

South Africa requires 310 runs in 1704 balls (284 overs) and they’re still not the favourites!
Welcome to Test cricket!

Strange team South Africa.
Hasn’t lost a Test series abroad in 9 years.
Hasn’t won a Test series at home against Australia in 45 years!

Even though it’s the Third Test, today is the 5th day of the India-South Africa Test series.

Nagpur opens with a 5th day 3rd session pitch on the 1st day 1st session!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Will Afridi really retire one day?

One day many years back Afridi said he was retiring…

…since then the iPhone was invented, Musharraf retired, Bhutto was assassinated, a Saudi King died, Bush retired, Kim Jong-il died, Osama was captured, the Arab Spring happened, Mangalyaan was announced and became successful, Modi went from pariah to PM…

…and Afridi is still “retiring”.

© Sunil Rajguru

IPL8 musings…

With Rs 5 lakh you can buy a small car or a foreign holiday or a minute of Dhoni’s time or CSK—lock stock and barrel!
‪#‎PoorSrinivasan‬ ‪#‎IPL‬

Vijay Mallya…
Mere paas UB hain, UB City hai, Kingfisher hai, F1 hai, Gayle hai, De Villiers hain, Kohli hai, Starc hai… tere paas kya hai?
N Srinivasan…
Mere paas Maa(hi) hai!
(Waise ICC aur BCCI aur even IPL management bhi hai!)

Wednesday: Kahan hai Gaylestorm?
Thursday: Le le hailstorm!

Hot potato…
Two Test triple centuries.
Dropped from Test team.
Most IPL centuries (4) and MoM awards (16).
Dropped from CSK game.
‪#‎Gayle‬ ‪#‎IPL‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Strange similarities between Australia in ODI cricket and Brazil in FIFA…

people-1284253_640Brazil has won 5 World Cups.
Australia has won 5 World Cups.

Brazil has won those World Cups in 5 continents.
Australia has won those World Cups in 5 continents.

Brazil has entered 7 World Cup finals.
Australia has entered 7 World Cup finals.

Brazil has never lost a World Cup semi-final.
Australia has never lost a World Cup semi-final.

Brazil has hosted the World Cup twice.
Australia has hosted the World Cup twice.

Brazil generally wears yellow.
Australia generally wears yellow.

(Note: Football and cricket are the two most popular sports in the world in terms of viewership.)

© Sunil Rajguru

My World Cup 2015 Columns

Why Team India is still an overachiever
March 30, 2015, Sify.com

Which cricketing age begins in 2015?
March 30, 2015, Sify.com

Dhoni still best bet against Aussies…
March 30, 2015, Sify.com

Will the choker troika ever win?
March 30, 2015, Sify.com

The absolute boredom of a non-Aussie fan
March 29, 2015, Sify.com

Dhoni and the great team bubble
March 27, 2015, Sify.com

Please, we are rich travellers!
March 27, 2015, Sify.com

Has Dhoni’s golden era ended?
March 27, 2015, Sify.com

The Dhoni-Kohli show finally ends
March 26, 2015, Sify.com

India chokes for two World Cups in-a-row
March 26, 2015, Sify.com

The curse of South Africa
March 24, 2015, Sify.com

The Great South African fielding meltdown…
March 24, 2015, Sify.com

Versus Australia, it’s Advantage India…
March 23, 2015, Sify.com

India leads Australia 4-0 in ICC knockouts
March 22, 2015, Sify.com

Battle of the Chokers II
March 22, 2015, Sify.com

Seven jinxes nixed in the World Cup
March 22, 2015, Sify.com

Is this one of the weakest Pak teams ever?
March 20, 2015, Sify.com

Don’t worry, the Rohit jokes will continue!
March 20, 2015, Sify.com

7 highs of Team India’s 7th heaven…
March 19, 2015, Sify.com

Raina and the perfect turning point!
March 19, 2015, Sify.com

How 11 men killed the choke jinx…
March 18, 2015, Sify.com

Slow and steady Sangakkara…
March 18, 2015, Sify.com

Will it be Choke de Villiers yet again?
March 17, 2015, Sify.com

Team India climbs mount consistency
March 14, 2015, Sify.com

Tragedies and ironies of England and Cricket
March 11, 2015, Sify.com

Oh South Africa, you are still choking!
March 7, 2015, Sify.com

Minnows fight, Test teams collapse
February 28, 2015, Sify.com

Myth of India’s weak ODI bowling attack
February 27, 2015, Sify.com

Why so little faith, Indian cricket fan?
February 23, 2015, Sify.com

Yuvi’s father’s outburst may wreck his T20 career
February 17, 2015, Sify.com

India peaks at just the right time
February 15, 2015, Sify.com

Why you simply can’t write India off…
February 11, 2015, Sify.com