With Rs 5 lakh you can buy a small car or a foreign holiday or a minute of Dhoni’s time or CSK—lock stock and barrel!
‪#‎PoorSrinivasan‬ ‪#‎IPL‬

Vijay Mallya…
Mere paas UB hain, UB City hai, Kingfisher hai, F1 hai, Gayle hai, De Villiers hain, Kohli hai, Starc hai… tere paas kya hai?
N Srinivasan…
Mere paas Maa(hi) hai!
(Waise ICC aur BCCI aur even IPL management bhi hai!)

Wednesday: Kahan hai Gaylestorm?
Thursday: Le le hailstorm!

Hot potato…
Two Test triple centuries.
Dropped from Test team.
Most IPL centuries (4) and MoM awards (16).
Dropped from CSK game.
‪#‎Gayle‬ ‪#‎IPL‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru