#PappuMeows after sabbatical…

Nehru was suited-booted.
Rajiv was suited-booted.
Vadra is suited-booted.
Pappu is suited-booted.
Pappu attack—Modi=Suit-boot ki sarkar.
Abe bootni ke, ye kya ho raha hai?

Pappu’s political career…
2004—Launched.
2009—Peaked.
2014—Burnout complete.
2015—Relaunch, peak and burnout at the same time.

Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them by TV news channels.

Modi: Suit-boot.
Kejri: Shoot and scoot.
Pappu: Shoot and scoot in a suit-boot.

Suit-boot ka Saudagar.
Suit-boot ki kheti.
Mass suit-boot maker of Godhra.
Suit-boot fekne waalah.
Acche suit-boot din aa gaye.
Abki baar suit-boot ki sarkar.

The very fact that MMS survived as PM is an achievement.
The very fact that Pappu speaks is an achievement.
The very fact that Sonia exists is an achievement.

Ancient philosopher…
The soul is eternal. It keeps relaunching itself into a new body.
Congress leader…
Pappu is eternal. He keeps relaunching himself into a new image.

Escape velocity of Jupiter
+ Once in a blue moon entry
+ Foreign holiday in Thailand
= Kisaano ka Raja Pappu.

Pappu was launched with the escape velocity of Jupiter and still didn’t take off.
Congress meanwhile wants women empowerment. (Pappini to take charge)

2004: Pappu 1.0.
2008: Pappu 2.0.
2009: Pappu 2.1.
2011: Pappu 3.0.
2013: Pappu 4.0.
2014: Pappu 4.1.
2014: Pappu 4.2.
2014: Pappu 4.3.
2015: Pappu 5.0.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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