Ref 1: When Bangla kicked Eng out of the World Cup.
Ref 2: Casablanca.

England’s reaction…
We’ll always have the Ashes!

Bangladesh to England…
“Here’s looking at you, kid.”

Fan: Why are we such a lousy ODI team?
ECB: Round up the usual suspects.

Fan: Where were you in 1992?
Team: That’s so long ago, I don’t remember.

Fan: Will I see you in 2019?
Team: I never make plans that far ahead.

English fan to team after elimination…
Not an easy day to forget.I remember every detail. The Bangladeshis wore green, you wore blue.

To the future…
You know how you sound? Like a man who’s trying to convince himself of something he doesn’t believe in his heart.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Ref: Bangladesh versus England.

Angrezo ne India ke tukde tukde kar diye,
fir cricket main har tukde se haara England.
‪#‎India‬ + ‪#‎Pakistan‬ + ‪#‎Bangladesh‬ = (Tiguna Lagaan)

England may be a great Test team, but they have just been bestowed the minnow status in ODIs.

Who is more pathetic?
a) India in overseas Tests.
b) West Indies in all Tests.
c) South Africa in knockout matches.
d) Pakistan when it decides to self-destruct.
e) England in ODI World Cups.
Ye kaisi paheli hai?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru