World…
BCE = Before the Common/Current/Christian Era.
AD = Anno Domini.
India…
BCE = Before Congress Extinction.
AD = Acche Din.
Modi…
Minimum government.
Maximum governance.
UPA2…
Minimum governance (by MMS).
Maximum government (handed over to Madamji).
Pranabda was expelled from Congress for opposing Rajiv.
Today he is President.
Modi is the antithesis of the dynasty.
Today he is Prime Minister.
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Indira got 283 seats: Party split.
Rajiv got 197: Challenged by Rao.
Kesri got 141: Humiliated.
MMS got 206: Sidelined.
Sonia got 44: Still worshipped.
Sonia is a spent force.
That was made worse by bringing in a pygmy (Pappu).
Now they want to rectify that with a smaller pygmy (Pappini).
The Congress has probably given a very stern ultimatum to Pappu:
Perform in 2019 or perish!
The Required Congress Plan…
1. Sack the dynasty.
2. Elect new President.
3. Rebuild party from scratch.
4. Win 2019.
What they’ll actually do…
Bypass 1. 2. & 3.
Pray for 4.
The Nehru Era, which should have never begun in the first place, ends on May 26, 2014.
© Sunil Rajguru
I love and adore Dictator Mao who killed tens of millions of people and who hated and attacked India.
But I hate Modi.
#TypicalIndianLeftist
Modi got power.
Kejriwal got attention.
Pappu got freedom.
Actually everyone is happy.
#2014Polls
What if…
2G scam amount 1.76 lakh crore. Sibal gets 1.76 lakh votes.
Congressman: See! We should have done scams in the region of 5 lakh crore. Then we would have swept the polls!
© Sunil Rajguru
In 1984, the Congress won a record 414 Lok Sabha seats.
In 2014, the Congress lost 418 seats.
But the AAP broke that record by losing 420 seats, a highly symbolic number.
AAP doesn’t respect other parties.
Doesn’t respect law and order.
Doesn’t respect courts.
Doesn’t respect anything at all.
Result…
Nobody respects the AAP, especially the voters.
AAP is curing Indian politics using Homeopathy: Like cures like.
They will cure bad parties by becoming as bad as them.
© Sunil Rajguru
Jab tak rahega samosa main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Kejri ka drama chaloo.
Saare parties chor hai.
Saare Industrialists chor hai.
Ab hum to judiciary ka bhi nahin sunenge.
Media coverage versus vote share…
Kejriwal has the worst ROI in India’s electoral history.
What the media told you…
Kejriwal is David and Modi is Goliath.
What it actually was…
Modi is David and the Grand Old Party is Goliath.
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A tale of 3 Gujaratis…
The Mahatma cemented the dynasty by backing Nehru in 1947.
Morarji fought the dynasty from 1966-77 and finally beat Indira.
Modi has almost destroyed the dynasty in 2014.
Forget Modi’s Gujarat Model.
More leaders are petrified of the Amit Shah Uttar Pradesh model being implemented in their States.
Q: Modi says he’ll give his report in 2019. Will you give yours in 2014?
Manmohan: Errr…. Madam se poochke batata hu… #TheekHai?
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