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Modi Freedom of Speech musings…

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Fact 1: The media is petrified of Sonia.
Fact 2: The media has attacked Modi a million times.
Analysis: The Freedom of Speech that flourished under Sonia has vanished under Modi.

People have simply stopped listening to the Delhi elite. Their explanation: It’s a loss of Freedom of Speech!
‪#‎DelhiDurbar‬ ‪#‎ModiSarkar‬

Boring…
Any Khan movie will make Rs 100 crores.
Any Modi election campaign will result in victory.

Pakistan names a cyclone.
That cyclone to hit Gujarat.
‪#‎BlowToModi‬
‪#‎CycloneNilofar‬

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October election musings on Pappu…

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Vice: (noun), a fault, defect, or shortcoming.
Usage: Congress Vice President Rahul Gandhi.

Modi and Pappu are two sides of the same coin.
Both are equally destructive for the Congress party.

I have a 100-year-vision.
If you follow what I am doing, then we will return to power in 100 years.
—Pappu Maharaj.

Pre-2014, everything was an imagined #BlowToModi.
Post-2014, everything is a very real #BlowToSonia #BlowToPappu and #BlowToCongress.

Jitna ridicule maine 44 saal main ikhatta kiya, tumne sirf 26 saal main kiya!
#PappuVersusBilawal

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October election musings on Modi…

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Narendra Modi is now officially The Terminator for all non-BJP governments.

Maharashtra news…
BJP gains whopping 77 seats, up from 46 to 123 seats.
So called TV expert…
But one exit poll said 151, so they’re actually down by 28 seats!

Modi: On trial for some despite a 100% record.
Modi passed the electoral test in 2002, 2007, 2012, 2013 and 2014 twice.

2013 Polls: Kya acche din aane wale hai?
Lok Sabha Polls: Acche din aane wale hai!
2014 Assembly Polls: Acche din aa gaye hai!

Once the BJP was the Untouchable Party.
Now everyone wants to touch it to taste power.

#BullInChinaShop
#GujaratiManoosInMarathiBastion
#2014MahaPolls

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General Congressi musings…

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GandhiIndia’s creativity…
Gandhi on Rs 5 note.
Gandhi on Rs 10 note.
Gandhi on Rs 20 note.
Gandhi on Rs 50 note.
Gandhi on Rs 100 note.
Gandhi on Rs 500 note.
Gandhi on Rs 1000 note.
Mahatma Gandhi is still single-handedly running India’s economy.

Business Insider claims Sonia is a billionaire.
Media: Now that’s not news! Royal ignore.
Fake website claims that Ramdev claims Ebola cure.
Media: News! News! News!

When every Congress leader speaks rubbish on TV 24X7, does it really make a difference who is a spokesperson and who is not?
#Tharoor #Tiwari

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Indo-Pak Nobel Peace Prize musings…

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(Reference: 2014 Nobel Peace Prize)

Too young to vote.
Too young to marry.
Old enough to get a Nobel Prize.
‪#‎MalalaYousafzai‬

Who won the Nobel Prize?
Nobel Committee: Indo-Pak Peace. Hindu-Muslim bhai bhai.

War and Peace…
War at the Indo-Pak border.
Peace Prize for two Indo-Pak citizens.
‪#‎LoC‬ ‪#‎Satyarthi‬ ‪#‎Malala‬

Fact of the day…
This is the first time that an Indian-born Indian resident citizen has won the Nobel Prize after 1930.

3 Indians won the Bharat Ratna for winning the Nobel Prize.
‪#‎CVRaman‬ ‪#‎MotherTeresa‬ ‪#‎AmartyaSen‬
Is Kailash Satyarthi next?

So now Pakistan shares an uneasy relationship with all its Nobel Laureates.
‪#‎AbdusSalam‬ ‪#‎MalalaYousafzai‬

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Pakistan’s problems with India

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Prime Minister Bilawal Bhutto of Pakistan + Prime Minister Rahul Gandhi of India = Peace.
(The two countries would be too busy laughing 24X7 to fight!)

Zulfikar Ali Bhutto said that Pakistan would wage a 1000-year war with India.
The problem is that with the way it’s going, Pakistan may not even celebrate their 100-year anniversary!

Pakistan’s past is a mess.
Pakistan’s present is a mess.
Bilawal and Imran have proved that Pakistan’s future will be a mess too.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru