Hum kuch bhi pAAP kare, fir bhi hum doodh ke dhule hue hai.
Hum kucch bhi karenge, AAP bas dekhte raho—Kejri to voters.
Hum tumhaare bAAP hai—Kejri to Laloo.
Hum Delhi ke liye shAAP bhi hai to kya, 2020 tak hai.
AAP’s first Law Minister didn’t believe in law.
AAP’s second Law Minister doesn’t believe in law degree.
Idiots! My Honesty Certificate is greater than a University Degree Certificate!
—Sri Sri Kejriwal.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
“Why hasn’t Modi delivered in one year?” asks the man whose great grandfather ruled India for 17 years, grandmother for 15 years, father for 5 years and mother for 10 years.
“Why hasn’t Modi delivered One Rank One Pension in one year?” asks the man who was Defence Minister for the longest straight stint ever in Independent India (8 years).
“Why hasn’t Modi’s government developed Amethi?” asks the family which has ruled it (with its friends) for 34 of the last 35 years.
“Why has Modi been hogging all the foreign policy for the last one year?” asks the party whose inaugural Prime Minister was Foreign Minister for 17 straight years and proved to be quite a joke at it.
“Ruling (and destroying) India is our sole birth right and we shall have it.”
—The Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty.
© Sunil Rajguru
Evolution of Priyanka Vadra…
2013: Zzzzzz…
2014: Who is Smriti Irani?
2015: Why hasn’t she built an IIT in Amethi?
This is to certify that Nehru and his descendants will be PM/PM-in-waiting for life.
Signed by Independent India, August 15, 1947.
Farmers—Check.
Internet users—Check.
Urban flat buyers—Check.
Mummy, saare ho gaye. Ab main fir sabbatical lu?
#RahulWalks #RahulTatkalPolitics
With the way revelations are coming out, movie on Manmohan Singh’s life will be called Delhi ka Thug.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Nehru: I’m really
Indira: shocked at the
Rajiv: sorry plight
Sonia: of farmers
Pappu: in India.
Gandhi Devaluation down the ages…
1920: Mahatma.
1966: Indira.
1984: Rajiv.
2004: Sonia.
Future: Pappu.
© Sunil Rajguru
Pappu is like an old Windows computer which keeps hanging.
After every restart he is falsely presented as the latest OS.
Pappu lives in Lalaland and sometimes visits…
1. India.
2. Lok Sabha.
3. Amethi.
4. Some random hut.
5. Some railway bogie.
1848 Idea of Marx
= 1947 Idea of Nehru
= 2004 Idea of Sonia
= 2015 Idea of Pappu
= 20__ Idea of next dynast.
(P.S. Kejri—Mera bhi idea!)
Pappu questions Make in India.
India questions Make (all our Congressi dreams) in Pappu.
Insanity—Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Congress—Doing the same Pappu relaunch over and over again and expecting different results.
Pappu: A proletarian revolution will happen and the farmers will overthrow the bourgeoisie.
Farmer: But sir, you are the bourgeoisie!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Ekta Kapoor type K soaps…
Kapil cries.
Kambli cries.
Khurshid says Sonia was crying.
Kejriwal was crying says Ashu who then cries himself.
National School of Drama.
Liars Institute of Technology.
Marx School for Vigilante Raids.
TV Institute of Looking Good.
Diggy Raja School of Spin.
#QualificationsToJoinAAP
Kejri: Delhi banjar zameen hai. Voters fasal hai. Bas ab paani ki zaroorat hai.
Ashu: Uska main abhi intazaam karta hu.
#AshuCries
Haste hue aate hai sab,
Rota hua jo jaayega,
Woh muqaddar ka bandar jaaneman kaha laayega.
#AshuCries
Sonia is unhappy.
Kejri is sorry.
Ashu is crying.
Aur development gaya tel lene.
Koi rota (Ashutosh).
Koi sota (on roads at night).
Koi bhaagta (Kejri again).
Koi jaata (too many).
Koi natak. Koi ghatak.
Koi khaas. Koi superkhaas.
Figure it out…
AAP holds rally.
AAP continues rally despite death.
AAP volunteers accused of obstruction.
Victim’s family blames AAP.
AAP apologizes, cries, still blames other parties.
AAP first to Tweet and cry conspiracy.
English news TV channels—All parties are playing shameful politics!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru