Pappu is like an old Windows computer which keeps hanging.
After every restart he is falsely presented as the latest OS.

Pappu lives in Lalaland and sometimes visits…
1. India.
2. Lok Sabha.
3. Amethi.
4. Some random hut.
5. Some railway bogie.

1848 Idea of Marx
= 1947 Idea of Nehru
= 2004 Idea of Sonia
= 2015 Idea of Pappu
= 20__ Idea of next dynast.
(P.S. Kejri—Mera bhi idea!)

Pappu questions Make in India.
India questions Make (all our Congressi dreams) in Pappu.

Insanity—Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Congress—Doing the same Pappu relaunch over and over again and expecting different results.

Pappu: A proletarian revolution will happen and the farmers will overthrow the bourgeoisie.
Farmer: But sir, you are the bourgeoisie!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru