Ekta Kapoor type K soaps…
Khurshid says Sonia was crying.
Kejriwal was crying says Ashu who then cries himself.
National School of Drama.
Liars Institute of Technology.
Marx School for Vigilante Raids.
TV Institute of Looking Good.
Diggy Raja School of Spin.
Kejri: Delhi banjar zameen hai. Voters fasal hai. Bas ab paani ki zaroorat hai.
Ashu: Uska main abhi intazaam karta hu.
Haste hue aate hai sab,
Rota hua jo jaayega,
Woh muqaddar ka bandar jaaneman kaha laayega.
Sonia is unhappy.
Kejri is sorry.
Ashu is crying.
Aur development gaya tel lene.
Koi rota (Ashutosh).
Koi sota (on roads at night).
Koi bhaagta (Kejri again).
Koi jaata (too many).
Koi natak. Koi ghatak.
Koi khaas. Koi superkhaas.
Figure it out…
AAP holds rally.
AAP continues rally despite death.
AAP volunteers accused of obstruction.
Victim’s family blames AAP.
AAP apologizes, cries, still blames other parties.
AAP first to Tweet and cry conspiracy.
English news TV channels—All parties are playing shameful politics!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru