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#AdarshLiberals musings…

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What #AdarshLiberals want…
New post of undisputed Monarch: Sonia.
President: Kejri.
Prime Minister: Pappu.
Home Minister: Lalu.
Foreign Minister: Mamata.
Education Minister: Kanhaiya.
Information & Broadcasting Minister: Diggy Raja.

Very high water guzzlers…
Meat industry.
Washing machines.
Western flushes.
Highest water guzzler for ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ who consume all three…
Holi!

JNU sedition rally and Hyderabad student violence is not shocking.
Shocking is how all this has been raging on unchecked for decades now.

It costs a lot of money to keep the Modi Hate Industry alive.
By keeping quiet and ignoring them, he’s bleeding them financially.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

And Communists still walk amongst us…

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1848: Communism is Panacea.
1917: Conquers Russia.
1948: Conquers China.
Post World War 2: Conquers East Europe.
1978: China partially junks it.
1991: Collapses in Russia and East Europe.

Anyone believing in Communism in 1848 was an idealist.
Anyone believing in Communism in 1948 was an optimist.
Anyone believing in Communism in 1992 was an idiot.
Anyone believing in Communism in 2016 is totally beyond comprehension of any kind of logic.

It makes more sense to believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

© Sunil Rajguru

The truth about the industry of the Left…

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CPI-CPM = Left.

AISA-AISF = Left Academy.

Congress = Left Lite.

TMC = Left Ultra.

Media = Left News.

#AdarshLiberal = Left Liberal.

Naxalite = Left Terrorist.

Maoist = Left Terrorist.

Lutyens’ Delhi = Left Delhi.

Intellectual = Left Word.

Secular = Left Religion.

Freedom of Speech = Freedom of Left.

Troll = Opponent of Left.

Jawaharlal Nehru University = Karl Marx University.

Extreme violence by Left = Mr India (Nobody can see it).

© Sunil Rajguru

Communism and JNU musings…

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Communism promises 100% and delivers 0%.
Capitalism promises 50% and delivers 25%.

We produce political leaders.
We conduct political rallies.
We shout slogans.
We take on the Right Wing.
We rage.
And studying? What’s that? LOL!
‪#‎JNU‬

Marx 1848.
Lenin 1917.
Mao 1948.
Basu 1977.
Mamata 2010.
Kejri 2013.
Kanhaiya 2016.
Communism can fool you and fool you and fool you…

Idea of Dynasty.
Idea of Sonia.
Idea of Pappu.
Idea of Communism.
Idea of Naxalism.
Idea of anti-Indianism.
Anything but Idea of India.

Jaitley-Gadkari are ex-ABVP.
1000 times greater chance that ABVP will produce PM than AISF.
So give 1000 times more coverage to Kanhaiya!

The Intolerance Trilogy…
2014: Fellowship of Intolerance. (Post LS polls)
2015: Two Towers of Intolerance. (Delhi & Bihar polls)
2016: Return of Intolerance. (Multi-State polls)

Advani will stop him!
Result: Margdarshak Mandal.
Kejri will stop him!
Result: 4/543.
Hardik will stop him!
Result: Jailed indefinitely.
Kanhaiya will stop him!
Result: Coming soon.
‪#‎ModiHaters‬

Congress versus CPM.
The ultimate Battle of the Losers.
‪#‎KeralaPolls‬

Chautala took bail for one thing and then started campaigning in polls.
Bail cancelled.
Will same thing now happen to Kanhaiya?
‪#‎JustAsking‬

1. Do politics instead of studying.
2. Practise destructive Communism.
3. Organize anti-India event.
4. Get arrested.
Voila!
Become national hero!!!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Har ek insaan maange azaadi…

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Modi Haters maange azaadi from Modi Raj.

Mainstream media maange azaadi from social media.

Social media maange azaadi from mainstream media.

Pappu maange azaadi from actual work.

Sonia maange azaadi from Swamy.

Jaya also maange azaadi from Swamy.

Bihar maange azaadi from Lalu after just voting for him.

Nitish also maange azaadi from Lalu after just joining hands with him.

Right wing maange azaadi from #AdarshLiberals.

#AdarshLiberals maange azaadi from Right wing.

Delhi maange azaadi from Kejri’s nautanki for actual governance.

Finally…
Apolitical JNU students maange azaadi from all these distracting non-stop azaadi slogans to just concentrate on their studies.

© Sunil Rajguru

How to prop up naqli heroes to rubbish the asli hero…

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Step 1: Always ignore whatever good work Modi does and magnify his bad work, even writing fiction.

Step 2: Make Pappu hero. When that fails…

Step 3: Make Kejri hero. When that fails…

Step 2: Make Advani hero. When that fails…

Step 4: Make Pappu hero again. When that fails again…

Step 5: Make Kejri hero again. When that fails again…

Step 6: Make Hardik hero. When that fails…

Step 7: Make Pappu hero yet again. When that fails yet again…

Step 8: Make Kejri hero yet again. When that fails yet again…

Step 9: Make Kanhaiya hero. When that fails…

Step 10: Make Pappu hero for the umpteenth time. When that fails for the umpteenth time …

Step 11: Make Kejri hero for the umpteenth time. When that fails for the umpteenth time …

Step 12: …Kanhaiya’s successor coming soon. Watch this space.

(Then of course back to Pappu and Kejri after that ad infinitum.)

© Sunil Rajguru