∙ 21st Century equality…
If you’re an Indian female: Wear proper clothes, don’t go out at night and be submissive.
If you’re a male politician: Rape, murder, give hate speeches and rubbish the above female.

∙ A politician said the stars are against women.
He is right. They have been against women for thousands of years now and only men and women can change that and not the stars.

∙ Joke: The biggest reason for divorce is marriage.
Sum wisdom of our sick politicians and leaders: The biggest reason for rape is woman.
Reality: It’s always the man’s fault.

∙ When will they realize…
…there isn’t any harmless teasing in “Eve Teasing”, it’s downright Adam Goondagardi.
…there is absolutely nothing honourable about honour killings, which are in fact cold-blooded murders.
..there is nothing moral about moral policing and why even call it policing?
…a Godman is actually a Delusional Human.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

· The most dangerous killer for man is heart attack.
The most dangerous killer for woman is man attack.

· Once: Insensitive Statement of the Year Award.
2012: Insensitive Statement of the Day.
2013: We can institute an Insensitive Statement of the Hour Award.

· I’d rather be infamous than anonymous: The common Indian leader.

· Many decades ago, a lot of Indian women prayed for sons who would be sexy.
Unfortunately they mispronounced it as sexist.

· Politicians are pretty competitive by nature.
Right now there’s an intense competition going on in India over who’ll make the silliest comment over women’s issues.

· Overheard in heaven…
Q: Bapu, aapka naam badnaam ho raha hai Asaram ke kaaran.
Bapu: Arre, mera naam tabhi tamaam ho gaya tha jab 2004 main Rahul naam ka joker politics main aaya.

· Allegation: 95% Indians are stupid.
Fact: 95% Indian politicians have conclusively proved their stupidity.

· Dear Asaram Bapu,
Who in their right frame of mind would want to have a rapist as their brother? And in your particular case, God is responsible for creating people like you in the first place.

· 1980: The Gods Must Be Crazy.
2013: The Politicians Must Be Crazy.
(Just one anti-women remark after another like a torrential downpour)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru