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More on Modi…

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· Secular party oath…
I do solemnly swear that I’ll bear allegiance to the notion that Modi is communal and carry out my duties accordingly.

· If he manages to become PM, then 2002-13’s “Blow to Modi” will become 2014’s “Bow to Modi”.

· The GDP of Gujarat has been rising alarmingly and steadily since 2002.
(Godhra+Development Politics)

· 100% of India should be nationalists.
80% of India are Hindus.
Hindu. Nationalist.
Nationalist. Hindu.
Hindu nationalist.
Nationalist Hindu.
Why this furore over a bit of wordplay?

· Debate begins…
BJP supporter: You are defending the most corrupt and arrogant government in history!
Congress supporter: You are defending Godhra!
Debate ka “The End”.

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Why every Congress spokesperson is special and unique…

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Stupidest statements: Diggy Raja.

Most useless arguments: Sanjay Jha.

Rudest: Manish Tewari.

Loudest: Narayanaswamy.

Most Arrogant: Mani Shankar Aiyar.

Most inane: Tehseen Poonawala.

Most brazen: Salman Khurshid.

Biggest khadoos: Sanjay Nirupam.

Most outlandish reasoning: Kapil Sibal.

Most drama: Renuka Chaudhary.

Most irritating: Abhishek Singhvi.

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Nitish and the mid-day meal tragedy…

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· Conspiracy theories…
US: Aliens, UFOs, world domination…
India: Mid-day meals.

· Allegation: Mid-day meals were poisoned.
Fact: It’s the mind and speech of most politicians that’s been poisoned.

· Sadly, the “Decline and Fall of the Nitish Empire” has begun.

· JD(Unstuck).

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Some Congressi musings…

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· How the Government runs the Economy Marathon…
First 4.5 years: 20 kms race walk, albeit leisurely.
Last 0.5 years: 100 metres dash.

· Last telegram discovered.
It was lying in the dustbin.
Because it was blank.
Then they realized that MMS had sent it.

· Some say that the Bofors probe died on July 13, 2013.
But the question is: Was it ever really born?
‪#‎Quattrocchi‬

· Sonia: Who is our best speaker?
A: Tharoor.
Sonia: Who is the most sincere sounding?
A: Maken.
Sonia: OK, Modify both of them!

· Pappu re-interpretation No. 23…
If power is poison, then are all politicians snakes?

· Congress High Command orders…
Bharat gaya tel lene, Gujarat par aakraman karo!

· Even if Diggy Raja called Modi a Martian, he’d still be mobbed by serious looking reporters for details and TV anchors would hold panel discussions over it.

· Effectively…
Sir, Ishrat is a burning issue, shouldn’t you come clean?
Shinde: Nahin yaar, maine Amreeka ke saath God promise kiya tha!

· There was a time I used to love listening to Shashi Tharoor and Ajay Maken, but both of them have lost it with this latest Rambogiri, sorry, spokesmangiri.

· Tum maino ya na maino, ye desh ka abhi bahut hi boora haal hai…

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The very healthy Modi debate…

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Modi backers…

Claim 1: Modi was new to the job and tried his best to stop post-Godhra violence.
Claim 2: The Gujarat development model is a success.
Claim 3: People are happier in Gujarat under Modi.
Claim 4: Modi is the best bet for the BJP.
Claim 5: Modi is the most popular leader in India.
Claim 6: Modi is a terrific orator.
Claim 7: Modi is a solid potential for the post of PM.
Claim 8: Many leaders of the world have acknowledged Modi’s genius.
Claim 9: Modi is unfairly under the microscope while other leaders totally get away.
Claim 10: Most of the detractors are outside Gujarat and have vested interests.
(Phew! That probably covers everything!)

Modi detractors…
Assumption 1: Modi is 100% guilty in Godhra and hence no other assumption/claim is required and every claim of the Modi backers has to be totally rubbished and fought tooth and nail till the end of time!

© Sunil Rajgur

Congressi musings of the day…

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· Every middle class Indian would gladly pay Rs 5 each if it would stop them from listening to Manish Tewari.

· After the Food Bill is implemented, the common man’s Petrol Bill, Grocery Bill, Restaurant Bill, You Name it Bill will go through the roof.

· 2014: BJP single largest party, Congress supports Third Front.
2015: Food Bill implementation destroys economy.
2016: Third Front falls, blamed for mess. Congress re-elected.

· Found… Pappu’s last telegram…
Telegram kaun laya?

· Actually the Cash Transfer Scheme started ages ago.
The only difference is it first covered politicians and Swiss banks and now it covers citizens and Indian banks.

· Aaj Congress ka zabardast speeches/Tweets/attacks dekh ke lag raha hai ki sab partymen raat bhar laaltein leke Modi ke speeches pad rahe the.

· Why is he always in that mode?
manish teWARi

· Nero played the fiddle when Rome burned.
(Nero= MMS. Rome=India)

· What is the Dynasty Model? What is the Maya Model? What is the Mamata Model? What is the Mulayam Model? What is the Diggy Raja Model? What is the DMK Model? What is the MSM Model? ‪#‎GujaratModel‬

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